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Murihiku
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15 Sep 2022, 9:12 am

Is legally owned by the pets living in his house.


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15 Sep 2022, 9:22 am

Is raising a pet pig, named Bacon.


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16 Sep 2022, 3:24 am

Used to keep a bee as a pet- apparently he got a real buzz out of it



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16 Sep 2022, 5:49 am

Bought a load of wasps off e-bay but got stung by the seller.


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16 Sep 2022, 10:51 pm

Also had a pet frog for a while, but it made him feel jumpy



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17 Sep 2022, 2:46 am

Kept a pet kangaroo to practice boxing with.


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17 Sep 2022, 3:28 am

(Would not approach an adult male kangaroo- can be really aggressive!)

Kept a badger to keep him company while watching the telly



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17 Sep 2022, 3:40 am

Keeps a goldfish bowl at the side of her watching TV. It loves to watch Baywatch, Flipper and the Jaws movie.


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17 Sep 2022, 9:02 am

Is currently starring in a drag revival of Baywatch



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17 Sep 2022, 9:20 am

Is my number one fan.


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18 Sep 2022, 2:48 pm

Keeps his false teeth in his knickers when they're not in use.


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18 Sep 2022, 2:48 pm

Tried to pick-pocket my teeth!


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18 Sep 2022, 2:50 pm

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Found them in the wrong side of his knickers.


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18 Sep 2022, 2:51 pm

Painted my teeth purple. Now when I open my mouth people think I'm an alien and run away.


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18 Sep 2022, 5:13 pm

Runs after aliens, begging them to take him.


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20 Sep 2022, 10:44 am

Runs after buses yelling "I'd ride the bus too if your fares were cheaper!"


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)