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20 Sep 2022, 10:46 am

Said the same to Jack the Ripper. :P


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20 Sep 2022, 1:41 pm

Is wanted by Eskimo police for building an igloo without planning permission.


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22 Sep 2022, 1:21 am

Failed his audition for The Great British Bake Off for putting real rocks in his rock cakes



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22 Sep 2022, 1:52 am

Was also kicked out of The Great British Bake off after other horrified contestants ran from the tent seeing Jenny prepare hot dogs.


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22 Sep 2022, 2:44 am

Missed out on a Hollywood handshake for having a soggy bottom



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22 Sep 2022, 2:49 am

Was excluded from the tent for dressing as a tart. :P


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23 Sep 2022, 7:27 am

Stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum and said, "What a good Radish am I!"



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23 Sep 2022, 8:03 am

Runs a pie shop next door to the barber Sweenie Todd.


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24 Sep 2022, 12:46 pm

Known to his wasp friends as Malcolm the Illegible.


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24 Sep 2022, 12:57 pm

Keeps a hive of hornets, still waiting after several years, for them to produce some honey.


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25 Sep 2022, 4:43 am

Wears a wonder woman costume to bed.


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25 Sep 2022, 5:01 am

Wears a Joker costume in public.


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25 Sep 2022, 7:35 am

Grows potatoes in his budgie smugglers


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25 Sep 2022, 8:57 am

Keeps staring at my spuds!


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25 Sep 2022, 9:04 am

Keeps looking at my pair


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25 Sep 2022, 9:09 am

Well you do have an unusual pair:

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