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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Said the same to Jack the Ripper.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Is wanted by Eskimo police for building an igloo without planning permission.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,685Location: Australia
Failed his audition for The Great British Bake Off for putting real rocks in his rock cakes
Was also kicked out of The Great British Bake off after other horrified contestants ran from the tent seeing Jenny prepare hot dogs.
Missed out on a Hollywood handshake for having a soggy bottom
Was excluded from the tent for dressing as a tart.
Stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum and said, "What a good Radish am I!"
Runs a pie shop next door to the barber Sweenie Todd.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 65,680Location: Over there
Known to his wasp friends as Malcolm the Illegible.
Keeps a hive of hornets, still waiting after several years, for them to produce some honey.
Wears a wonder woman costume to bed.
Wears a Joker costume in public.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 64,119Location: UK
Grows potatoes in his budgie smugglers
Keeps staring at my spuds!
Keeps looking at my pair
Well you do have an unusual pair: