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15 Oct 2006, 7:31 am

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Did he have blond hair and was dressed in black? :wink:

I don't know about his hair... he was wearing the Aspieman ski mask so I couldn't see :lol:

Did he ask you for a date? Did he strike you as gay? Many aspie men are falsely labled gay. I mean is he AspieMan or GayAspieMan? I could have swore the man I heard was signing show tunes in the distance.

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15 Oct 2006, 7:52 am

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Actually many gay people make moves on me, though I'm heterosexual. I feel flattered most of the time. Many heterosexual NTs also think I'm gay and despise me. :roll:

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15 Oct 2006, 7:53 am

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Actually many gay people make moves on me, though I'm heterosexual. I feel flattered most of the time. Many heterosexual NTs also think I'm gay and despise me. :roll:

Same here.

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15 Oct 2006, 7:54 am

Yesterday I was stalking this aspie woman, so that I could kidnap her and do things to her, when AspieMan showed up and beat the crap out of me again! This stuff is getting old, AspieMan!

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15 Oct 2006, 7:56 am

No, GPD, he said that people think he is gay, not that he actually is, unlike you.

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15 Oct 2006, 8:41 am

Actually, this whole thread reminds me of the Elton John song, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight." It's about him almost marrying a woman, but his friends make him realize that he's gay.

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15 Oct 2006, 8:42 am

LOL!! !! !

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15 Oct 2006, 11:08 am

AspieMan has been troubled about his sexuality since Lois Lane told him how much she appreciated his friendship and then started telling him about this fascinating guy who is always watching football at the sports bar where she hangs out to meet men who are manly.

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15 Oct 2006, 12:02 pm

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Hey got that guys number at the sports bar he sounds nice?

Yeah AspieMan's confused sexuality just adds to his charm.

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15 Oct 2006, 12:08 pm

I saw him yesterday, and took a picture

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15 Oct 2006, 12:10 pm

LOL!

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15 Oct 2006, 12:45 pm

Actually there are two. Heres the other:

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15 Oct 2006, 12:48 pm

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15 Oct 2006, 12:54 pm

Einstein and Asperger are the Aspie Men! Or if you're a fan of SNL, the Ambiguously Aspie Duo. I prefer Aspie Men.

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16 Oct 2006, 1:06 am

I told you all that AspieMan was real!!

Now there is proof, and I can stop being considered a compulsive liar!

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