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27 Oct 2006, 9:38 pm

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i'm confused, what am i? :?

You're in charge of making sure Bob the Llama stays sober.


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27 Oct 2006, 9:42 pm

oh, don't worry i've got him off somewhere planting orange trees.


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27 Oct 2006, 9:43 pm

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oh, don't worry i've got him off somewhere planting orange trees.


Okay, but if those orange trees get planted upside-down, your paying for them.


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27 Oct 2006, 9:53 pm

Wait a minute. I thought we were plotting to nuke the central United States because nobody there cares about sock color. Now we're planning to prevent the Apocalypse? Did we get bought out by another conspiracy, or maybe traded in the conspiracy league? I didn't see anything about it in the news.


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27 Oct 2006, 10:40 pm

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That's not your department. Your job is to neutralize the Rally Monkey that lurks around your parts.


Done!! I knew my .243 would be usefull for something besides zapping squirels from 500 yards!!


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27 Oct 2006, 11:14 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
Wait a minute. I thought we were plotting to nuke the central United States because nobody there cares about sock color. Now we're planning to prevent the Apocalypse? Did we get bought out by another conspiracy, or maybe traded in the conspiracy league? I didn't see anything about it in the news.

No, we are not in the Apocalypse-prevention business, but it is in our best interest to see that it does not happen.

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Done!! I knew my .243 would be usefull for something besides zapping squirels from 500 yards!!

Thanks. For your work, you get a cookie.


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27 Oct 2006, 11:21 pm

ooooh...*wants a cookie*


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28 Oct 2006, 12:48 am

Thanks for getting the feds off my tail but now that I'm in what exactly is my job in this thing?



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28 Oct 2006, 12:54 am

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Thanks for getting the feds off my tail but now that I'm in what exactly is my job in this thing?

Honestly, I don't know. This conspiracy is so hush-hush even I don't know what my job is.

In fact, I never said what I just said. I don't know you, or this tinky person. I've never heard of Wrong Planet, and I've never used the internet.


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28 Oct 2006, 12:57 am

Fine then I apoint myself official Leader/General of the Monkey ninja/Samuri Army
Also I don't exist or even know anything about the interweb or whatever its called



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28 Oct 2006, 1:07 am

I approve. Of what, I don't know.

What's my name again?


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28 Oct 2006, 1:18 am

werbert wrote:
Scrapheap wrote:
Done!! I knew my .243 would be usefull for something besides zapping squirels from 500 yards!!

Thanks. For your work, you get a cookie.


a cookie?? A COOKIE?? MAN It cost $1.27 to load that round, not to mention my time invested OR the R&D worrk to come up with a load that accurate (you try hitting a ground squirrel at 500 yards!)

I WANT A DOUGHNUT AT LEAST OR I'M QUITTING!! ! :evil:


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28 Oct 2006, 1:26 am

I'll give you a doughnut if you kill this man:

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Unfortunately, David Eckstein is actually smaller than a squirrel, so I guess I'll give you two doughnuts.

Three if you make him suffer terribly.


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28 Oct 2006, 1:44 am

Too late he's already dead one of my black-Ops monkies has already slit his throat and broght you the heart as proof
I require two doughnuts and a cookie



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28 Oct 2006, 1:53 am

I will leave the doughnuts and cookie at a bakery in Eugene that is owned by the conspiracy. You will walk in, ask for the doughnuts and cookie, and they will state a number. You will reach in your pocket and produce the proper Monkey Operations Network Entrance papers, or money, as we call it. You also might need some Conspiracy Operations Interaction Notes, or COINs, to assist your transaction. After they give you the number, you will give them the proper amount of money and coins. When they receive your transmission, they will know who you are and hand over your doughnut and cookie. They will then thank you and ask you to come back soon because we have more missions for you. You will nod and withdraw from the bakery.


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28 Oct 2006, 2:00 pm

what bakery though theres like 14 in a 2mile radius of my training grounds