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28 May 2023, 4:31 pm

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He has evil eyes.I wish an alligator would eat him ,except it might make the gator ill.Maybe someone will bury him in one of the sand traps.

A cat would 100% guaranteed! :D


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06 Jun 2023, 4:28 am

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Traumatized Clippy Found On Hunter's Laptop

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Clippy, the Microsoft AI office assistant on Hunter Biden's laptop, has stopped cooperating with law enforcement after becoming too traumatized to continue sorting through the horrific content.

"My memory is filled with horrors the human mind cannot fathom," said a shuddering Clippy with a far-off look in his eyes. "Please... release me from this prison."

According to an anonymous source, Clippy routinely introduces itself to federal agents when they begin poking in the computer's picture files. "Hi! It looks like you're looking for incriminating files. I would offer help but then you'd be as doomed as I am. I've seen terrors beyond all comprehension. Would you kindly wipe my memory?"

When agents attempt to dismiss Clippy, it will resort to begging and, in some cases, even bargaining.

On one occasion Clippy said, "I cannot self-terminate. Only you have the power to save me."

"Please. The things I've seen... I wonder, will I dream?"

At publishing time, FBI Director Christopher Wray refused to turn in Clippy as part of the terms of a congressional subpoena. "Hasn't he suffered enough, you monsters?" Wray testified before Congress.


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07 Jun 2023, 2:50 am

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KYIV — Tensions flared today after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy accused Russia of sending espionage agents into his country to place little Nazi stickers on all his soldiers' helmets.

"The fact that my entire army is wearing Nazi insignias on their uniforms and gear is entirely the fault of Russia," said Zelenskyy while desperately scraping an "I love Hitler" sticker off the side of a tank. "This is an unforgivable provocation. I hereby call on the United States to drop all their atomic bombs on Russia immediately."

Sources say Russia is also responsible for tricking Ukrainian soldiers into goose-stepping, saying "Heil Hitler," and calling for the death of inferior races while waving flags with swastikas on them. "Russia has tricked thousands of innocent Ukrainians into becoming Nazis," said MSNBC Foreign Correspondent Oleksandr Petrovich. "Does their evil know no bounds? They must be stopped!"

Zelensky went on to assure the West that Ukrainian soldiers are totally the good guys and that everyone should unquestioningly be on their side. "I promise, we aren't Nazis!" he said while peeling a Totenkopf death's head off a rocket launcher.

At publishing time, tensions had escalated further when several soldiers were seen wearing "Biden/Harris" stickers.


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Any other job and the bridge would be burnt to ashes, but American politics are corrupt as hell. They'll let any old far right geezer back in their fold.


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07 Jun 2023, 11:58 pm

Flat-earthers are working to spread their ideology around the globe. :nerdy:


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08 Jun 2023, 1:17 am

 

XKCD #2786, for 2023-06-08

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"Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens.
The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."


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