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28 Jan 2023, 10:40 pm

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Obviously the safest place.


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30 Jan 2023, 7:35 am

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Djokovic Declared Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks

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MELBOURNE — Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic has been declared the champion, as all the other contestants have died suddenly of mysterious heart attacks. Australian Open Chair Patrick Galbraith made the announcement this morning as the last player was carted away in an ambulance.

"Welp, I guess that just leaves the anti-vax guy, since he's the only tennis player still alive," said Galbraith to reporters. "Novak Djokovic is the winner!"

This year's tournament had been eventful, with matches frequently being interrupted by sudden trips to the emergency room and random deaths due to heart inflammation and massive blood clots. According to sources, the controversial determination was made after the only two remaining contestants, Matteo Berrettini and Casper Ruud, both clutched their chests in their second match and fell over.

"We can't begin to explain why these healthy young athletes are dying, but we believe it must have something to do with either global warming or racism," said Galbraith. "We would like to congratulate Djokovic for the incredible win he achieved by just surviving this mysterious plague."

Unfortunately, Djokovic was not allowed in the award ceremony to receive his trophy due to his unvaccinated status.


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30 Jan 2023, 7:42 am

^ I think how this Babylon Bee story relates to the reality tells something...


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01 Feb 2023, 3:36 pm

Christian GOP plans to starve poor people.

How would Jesus handle this?

Jesus: For I was hungry...

Christian GOP: F*ck You, liberal! Get a job if you're hungry! We don't care about poor people! Also, you're Jewish so we double don't care! Sieg Heil! MAGA!

Jesus: Forgive them father for they know not what they...

One of them throws a rock at Jesus.

Jesus rubs his head wound and sighs.


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02 Feb 2023, 9:23 am

4chan has been abusing this new "11.ai" service that allows you to imitate celebrity voices. So naturally Emma Watson was soon reading Mein Kampf against her will, among many other amusements. Alas, the fun has been shut down now, or at least made more difficult.

Warning for bad language and uncomfortable topics from time to time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntM0luDpUWA (1:25 Fox News covers the Hiroshima bombing)
https://vocaroo.com/13eFmWIB5QCK (0:48 Justin Trudeau being very politically incorrect)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcMoORNxfNs (1:28 Tucker Carlson defending shoplifting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2pA5a1HpNU (1:54 An elderly Ben Kenobi relates some contrived stories of the old days)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIbsFYuf24k (1:21 Thief takes a job on Epstein Island)
https://vocaroo.com/19d5sZ9ctZaI (1:00 Bilbo Baggins describes an extremely right-wing Shire)
https://vocaroo.com/1cRfspMdAmNg (0:40 Jordan Peterson reads the Unabomber's manifesto)


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05 Feb 2023, 6:36 pm

Turns out Republicans are open to making changes to the second amendment after all...by making it legal for citizens to marry their guns.

Expect a rise in testicular suicide firearms incidents.


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06 Feb 2023, 12:35 pm

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07 Feb 2023, 5:25 am

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Horrified Satan Distances Self From Grammys

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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a rare public statement, The Prince of Darkness has distanced himself from last night's Grammys performance by Sam Smith, which he denounced as "cringy" and "appalling."

"Listen, folks, I enjoy demonic sexual perversion just as much as the next guy, but this is just too much," said the frustrated Father of Lies. "I'm the god of this world! I appear as an angel of light! It's supposed to be sneaky and subtle! Has Hollywood lost its ability to be subtle? What on earth happened to this town?"

"And how am I supposed to corrupt the next generation when no one watches this garbage anymore?" he lamented. "At least I still have TikTok."

Sources close to nonbinary gay performer Sam Smith revealed the singer is "extremely disappointed" by the Devil's reaction. "We worked for weeks on this loving ode to our evil master! WEEKS! And he doesn't even like it? What do we have to do to get our Unholy Father to notice us? WAaaaaaaa!"

Sam Smith then started dancing harder and singing louder while cutting himself with knives in hopes the Evil One would hear him.

Satan then urged the world to "please ignore these weirdos" and focus on the important work of protecting reproductive freedom while fighting for diversity, equity, and inclusion.


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