02 Aug 2018, 9:31 am
03 Aug 2018, 1:06 pm
03 Aug 2018, 2:07 pm
More updates from the New York Times.
03 Aug 2018, 9:22 pm
04 Aug 2018, 6:56 am
04 Aug 2018, 7:10 pm
Is it news or is it satire? These days, who can tell? 
Texas Constructs Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Refugees From California
AUSTIN, TX—The Texas legislature has approved construction of a border wall surrounding the state in order to keep out unwanted refugees fleeing the rapidly crumbling dystopia of California.
The legislature has been faced with an increasing number of Californians seeking asylum after fleeing the unhinged, far-left state, and finally found a solution.
Construction began shortly after the measure was passed. The wall will run around the entirety of Texas, with extra security measures on the west side of the state to ensure undesirable Californian immigrants can’t make it across. While low-traffic areas like the north and east sides of the state will be protected by a simple fence, the west side will feature a 10-foot-thick concrete wall with laser turrets, barbed wire, and a moat filled with sharks to stop residents of the coastal state from slipping in undocumented and undetected.
https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-const ... alifornia/
05 Aug 2018, 8:48 pm
So the Venezuelan socialist dictator was finally going to do something good, and then...
07 Aug 2018, 10:48 pm
The Sweet Meteor O'Death applied for a job as a New York Times editor, but got banned by Twitter instead.
07 Aug 2018, 11:41 pm
OMG, Twitter has even banned Chibi Thomas Jefferson! This is Fascism, I tell you! Fascism!
08 Aug 2018, 8:54 pm
A small Bluetooth implant behind your ear is all that's needed.
09 Aug 2018, 9:22 pm
10 Aug 2018, 8:48 pm
Worth thinking about.
12 Aug 2018, 12:54 am
13 Aug 2018, 7:25 am
Hehe. I still prefer the Harambe one.
19 Aug 2018, 9:51 pm
19 Aug 2018, 10:15 pm
I can't help but to find this one to be very random and funny:
Comes with a video:
