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The original poster sounds almost exactly like me - I hate being touched by anyone except those who are really close to me, and even then, if they catch me off guard, I don't react too well. Also, if I'm going to be touched, it should generally be serious, like during sex - cursory contact with anyone, even my girlfriend, always annoys me. I generally hate getting massaged, though strangely enough, I'm very good at giving them. Guess it comes down to active vs passive roles.

Unwanted touching isn't really a problem for me because I tend to flinch very noticeably when people do it ... most people get the message pretty quickly that I don't like it. I've never hidden the fact that I dont like being touched, and thankfully most people pick up on it quick enough. A reproachful look usually works with those who are slower to figure it out.

I will kick or punch if people try to touch me.

Just turn it around into her issue. "Man, you sure like touching people, don't you?"

I don't mind a nice little rub on the back, or the shoulder, every now and again. Just don't you dare try to guide my hands. I need the contact of a slight pat or rub.

Restraining order? Hehh. not the BEST way to not offend somone (Probaborly the worst) But heck, wear a T-Shirt saying "I'm special, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM", The second best way is to add "OR I WILL DISMEMBER YOU!" but that may get you fired...

Try being cool and reserved. Think sterotypical english man.
Sometimes you need to 'wean' NTs off hugs and things, for example, my friends know that the closest to a hig they're gonna get from me is a pat on the shoulder.

This is OT, but it seems like alot of people think that it takes allmost nothing to get fired and that people will fire someone just because they are slightly different.
I have 10 employees and have been involved with another company that now has 130. And I can tell you that firing someone is THE WORST part of my job (and other managers will say this too) and it really upsets me and it is the very last resort! Companies spend ALOT of money and time and effort in training someone so the last they will do is dismiss them for no good reason. And even though I'm AS (un-dx) and dont generally get emotional, then it still gets to me. I never thought it would and couldn't relate to this before I actually had to do it.
It generally takes a new employee 3 months to get up to speed on whats happening in a company, so any manager would want to keep people for as long as possible so they dont have to hire someone new and go through that 3 month period with the new employee upsetting the office or whatever because they dont know yet what to do (which is perfectly normal). Hiring new employees can also be very time consuming and costly.
Anyway just thought I'd mention this as I don't think anybody would fire someone for telling their manager (or in this case, not even the manager) that they dont like to be touched. The notion is rediculous (luckilly!). I don't know about the US, but I am sure that all managers everywhere feel pretty much the way I do when firing someone (unless they are psychos, and there are plenty of those though ). But in any case if your boss is a psycho its better to get the hell away quickly anyway
My advice to the OP is to simply just tell her (as someone else also mentioned) and not tell her you have AS but just that you dont like to be touched and it makes you uncomfortable but that you appreciate the gesture , and just be totally smiley and friendly when you do this. Its probably just a habbit shes got. And sexually or not, when NT people touch people like that is generally just because they like them (in a sexual mannor or just a friendly manner). I'm sure she will understand if you explain it properly. Espesially maybe use that word for the phobia that someone else mentioned.

I agree with those who suggest you say something without mentioning AS. I thought that maybe you could say you do not want to give wrong impressions so you follow a strict rule of not touching coworkers and appreciate it when others respect your decision.

I don't like being touched. People at work found out when one of the more touchy-feely NT's touched me, I told her to not touch me as I don't like it. Now it's a bit of a joke in our department and people wonder how I get along with my wife (I do like touching on my own terms) but beyond the bemusement and joking they don't touch me.

Just tell them you don't like being touched. If they're intelligent they'll take your wishes seriously, if they're not then why would you care if you hurt their feelings? Either way, you'll get what you need.

I hate being touched!! When i am at work, this gal named monica always touches my nipples! Where does she come off!! Anyway, i hate getting pats on the ass. I've done it myself once or twice, patting someone on the ass, but to perpetually get ass pats is hell!