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30 Nov 2006, 4:18 am

Broke the bus.


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30 Nov 2006, 10:44 pm

how about this:

"you are the reason abortions were invented" or
"practice safe sex dont make the mistake your parents made"



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30 Nov 2006, 10:48 pm

you suck.




(maybe I don't understand this game. :P)


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01 Dec 2006, 6:06 am

Did you just call me skillful and delicious?


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01 Dec 2006, 7:28 am

Yeah. Skillful and delicious at sucking!



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01 Dec 2006, 7:57 am

Takes his imagination out for a walk and ends up being dragged around the block by it.


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01 Dec 2006, 8:23 am

I'll do a favourite which I'll answer as well.

Q: What you looking at?
A: I dunno s**t ain't labelled.



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02 Dec 2006, 5:06 am

Yeah it is, it's labelled with your face!

( :( Didn't mean that! It's just the game!!)


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02 Dec 2006, 7:24 am

Too many stop bits in her transmissions.


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02 Dec 2006, 1:57 pm

"go tell it to Jerry Springer"



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02 Dec 2006, 2:26 pm

:lol:

Uses AOL.


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02 Dec 2006, 3:51 pm

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02 Dec 2006, 4:08 pm

:lol:

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.


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02 Dec 2006, 4:09 pm

You understand colors!?



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02 Dec 2006, 4:12 pm

A brain like a BB in a boxcar.


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02 Dec 2006, 4:14 pm

That's some good nanotechnology on your end...