It's hard to pinpoint the worst song ever, but any song that meets the following criterias will at least qualify for the final:
- Songs that contain excessive use of the words "yo", "gangsta" or "mothaf**kah"
- Crappy remixes made by Dj-something-something that takes a rock 'n roll classic, speeds up the tempo, adds shrill synth music in the background and has some bimbo chick sing the lyrics. This is the ultimate way to kill a perfect classic.
- Plastic pop songs made by feminine pretty boys like Justin Bieber or Backstreet Boys
- Songs fueled by hypocrisy (P!nk is the ultimate example; she frequently mocks "stupid girls", yet sells herself just as cheaply as they do)