Autistics are aliens and/or aliens are autistic

Page 1 of 7 [ 112 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7  Next

MagicMeerkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,647
Location: either here or there

28 May 2012, 4:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPXi0rvqRo


McDonald discussed some possible causes of the developmental disorder, including changes made to the human genome by electromagnetic radiation. His most shocking theory, however, attributes the rise of a future race of sterile 'Gray' aliens to the apparent present-day increase in autism in human beings. He also states that the behavior of the aliens is very simaliar to autistic people and how they do not express emotion and work together in a "hive" like setting. He claims that the aliens are actualy future autistic people who need to abduct people for reproductive material in an attempt to breed back the ability to feel emotion. Anyway, just another "out there" autism theory that I thought people might get a few good laughs from.


_________________
Every time you spell "meerkat" with a C, a baby meerkat cries. Please think of the meerkats.


Stargazer43
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,604

28 May 2012, 7:52 pm

Oooooooookkkkkkkkk...........



Rascal77s
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Nov 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,725

28 May 2012, 8:01 pm

MagicMeerkat wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPXi0rvqRo


McDonald discussed some possible causes of the developmental disorder, including changes made to the human genome by electromagnetic radiation. His most shocking theory, however, attributes the rise of a future race of sterile 'Gray' aliens to the apparent present-day increase in autism in human beings. He also states that the behavior of the aliens is very simaliar to autistic people and how they do not express emotion and work together in a "hive" like setting. He claims that the aliens are actualy future autistic people who need to abduct people for reproductive material in an attempt to breed back the ability to feel emotion. Anyway, just another "out there" autism theory that I thought people might get a few good laughs from.


Obviously some autistic people traveled back in time, abducted him, and implanted a large time release crack rock in his brain.



ocdgirl123
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,809
Location: Canada

28 May 2012, 8:13 pm

About the silliest theory yet.............


_________________
-Allie

Canadian, young adult, student demisexual-heteroromantic, cisgender female, autistic


Kinme
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,002
Location: San Francisco, CA.

28 May 2012, 8:14 pm

Rascal77s wrote:
MagicMeerkat wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPXi0rvqRo


McDonald discussed some possible causes of the developmental disorder, including changes made to the human genome by electromagnetic radiation. His most shocking theory, however, attributes the rise of a future race of sterile 'Gray' aliens to the apparent present-day increase in autism in human beings. He also states that the behavior of the aliens is very simaliar to autistic people and how they do not express emotion and work together in a "hive" like setting. He claims that the aliens are actualy future autistic people who need to abduct people for reproductive material in an attempt to breed back the ability to feel emotion. Anyway, just another "out there" autism theory that I thought people might get a few good laughs from.


Obviously some autistic people traveled back in time, abducted him, and implanted a large time release crack rock in his brain.


LOL!! !



Alfonso12345
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 22 Apr 2012
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 431
Location: Somewhere in the United States

28 May 2012, 8:39 pm

That is funny.



Joe90
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Feb 2010
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,122
Location: South-East England

29 May 2012, 3:27 am

I didn't even bother reading that. f*****g BS, not wasting my time.

I have 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 30-something teeth, brown hair, white skin, et cetera. Therefore, I am not an alien. I was made by 2 humans, and brought up by by own kind (humans). How the f**k am I a f*****g alien?????! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !


_________________
Female
Aged 31
On antidepressants
Have ASD, ADHD and anxiety disorder
Empathy score: 61 out of a possible 80. (High)


Rascal77s
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Nov 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,725

29 May 2012, 3:39 am

I come in peace :twisted: . Take me to your leader.



edgewaters
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Aug 2006
Age: 48
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,427
Location: Ontario

29 May 2012, 3:50 am

:scratch:

If aliens were autistic, why the hell would they come here?

Clearly, aliens are NT. They gather in little groups to pluck people out of their environment, and do excruciating and humiliating things to them for no particular reason.



bnky
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 19 Nov 2011
Age: 55
Gender: Male
Posts: 486
Location: England

29 May 2012, 7:26 am

Ummmm no.
But I do find it peculiar that "work together in a 'hive' like setting" is claimed to be an an ASD trait, when I thought that was what NTs did :?



Nexus
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 833
Location: On I2

29 May 2012, 7:54 am

lolwut?


_________________
"Have a nice apocalypse" - Southland Tales


MagicMeerkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,647
Location: either here or there

29 May 2012, 1:07 pm

bnky wrote:
Ummmm no.
But I do find it peculiar that "work together in a 'hive' like setting" is claimed to be an an ASD trait, when I thought that was what NTs did :?


Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. This guy is obviosly an idot who is just talking out of his rear. Aparently his son is autistic and if he dosen't want his son to grow up to resent him, he has a lot to learn.


_________________
Every time you spell "meerkat" with a C, a baby meerkat cries. Please think of the meerkats.


Rascal77s
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Nov 2011
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,725

29 May 2012, 1:38 pm

MagicMeerkat wrote:
bnky wrote:
Ummmm no.
But I do find it peculiar that "work together in a 'hive' like setting" is claimed to be an an ASD trait, when I thought that was what NTs did :?


Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. This guy is obviosly an idot who is just talking out of his rear. Aparently his son is autistic and if he dosen't want his son to grow up to resent him, he has a lot to learn.


On the bright side this guy will never have a problem picking a Halloween costume for his autistic son....

Image



MagicMeerkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2011
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,647
Location: either here or there

29 May 2012, 6:28 pm

Rascal77s wrote:
MagicMeerkat wrote:
bnky wrote:
Ummmm no.
But I do find it peculiar that "work together in a 'hive' like setting" is claimed to be an an ASD trait, when I thought that was what NTs did :?


Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. This guy is obviosly an idot who is just talking out of his rear. Aparently his son is autistic and if he dosen't want his son to grow up to resent him, he has a lot to learn.


On the bright side this guy will never have a problem picking a Halloween costume for his autistic son....

Image


LOL! I didn't get it at first but now I do.


_________________
Every time you spell "meerkat" with a C, a baby meerkat cries. Please think of the meerkats.


Matt62
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jan 2012
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,230

29 May 2012, 6:51 pm

Theory?? LOL. He cannot even claim this crackpot idea as his own, he plaigirized it from the old TV series "Dark Skies" back in the late 1990s.
We now may officially discard this nonsense, may the next absurd claim please step up!

Matthew



Cash__
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Nov 2010
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,381
Location: Missouri

29 May 2012, 7:51 pm

Wow!. Let me just work in Elvis and Bigfoot somehow.