09 Jun 2012, 9:30 pm
WerewolfPoet wrote:
One of my main "stims" is to stretch all of my fingers as much as I can. Stretching a certain finger outwards without stretching any other finger is a very offensive gesture in the United States. This gesture is often known as "flipping the bird." When my classmates would accuse me of "flipping the bird," I would run to the teacher and hysterically cry, "But there's no bird in here!" I would actually search for said bird. "There's no bird! And even if there was a bird, I don't know how to flip one!" This actually happened a few times before the teacher finally caught on and had this explained to me. 
That reminds me of the time when I was eight, my principal asked me why had I been flicking the boys off. I thought she meant flicking them like you did when you flip paper away or things away using your fingers. So I told her I hadn't done it. She actually meant the middle finger but I didn't know that. That day mom taught me at home what the middle finger meant and the way she had her hand, I thought it all meant the f word not just the middle finger. I can remember learning later that year the middle finger itself means the f word so I thought two hand gestures meant it and it took me a while to figure out my mother was only showing me the middle finger and there is only one way that means it. I thought for a while I could not sing Where is Thumpkin anymore and doing the hands because then I would have to hold out my middle finger so the game was bad now to play. Mom told me that was different and it's okay to hold out your middle finger but only during the song.
09 Jun 2012, 9:36 pm
10 Jun 2012, 3:32 pm
MindWithoutWalls wrote:
ECJ wrote:
My psychiatrist said "taking a train to Winchester is like falling off a log for you now," and I replied "but I've never fallen off a log so I can't compare."
I know that the "falling off a log" thing is meant to say that something is easy, but I never could understand why it would be stated that way. Falling off a log seems like something accidental that should be avoided, not like something someone would easily accomplish whenever they meant to do it. Who means to fall off a log? Besides, such a thing is something I'd associate more with being uncomfortable than with finding something easy.
Some idioms just frustrate me.
this. Why would someone fall off a log on purpose?!
10 Jun 2012, 4:05 pm
22 Sep 2012, 4:25 am
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22 Sep 2012, 10:31 pm
It was funny, but I got squeamish at the end, even though it was fictitious and ended before anything actually happened. Yeah, I'm actually that sensitive. 
22 Sep 2012, 11:48 pm
I love to hear people say "lets hang out". When I hear it I think of two people hanging upside down, wet and hung out to dry on a clothes line.
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24 Sep 2012, 3:16 pm
24 Sep 2012, 4:16 pm
I still wonder whether the chip on someone's shoulder is a potato chip or a chocolate chip. 
24 Sep 2012, 4:42 pm
25 Sep 2012, 3:57 am
Me (NT): "How can you drink coffee man?" (It was summer)
My buddy (aspie): (With a confused look on his face) I put the lid next to my lips?
My aspie girlfriend: "My dog charlie can be rambunctious around strangers, just to warn you"
Me: "Don't worry, I'll bite him and establish alpha male dominance!! ! 
My aspie girlfriend: (With an affrad look on her face) Why do you want to bite Charlie? *Sob
25 Sep 2012, 6:46 am
Kaelynn wrote:
I love to hear people say "lets hang out". When I hear it I think of two people hanging upside down, wet and hung out to dry on a clothes line.
I instantly think of people hanging their "man bits" out in public
25 Sep 2012, 6:56 am
25 Sep 2012, 6:59 am
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25 Sep 2012, 7:06 am
25 Sep 2012, 7:32 am
Theuniverseman wrote:
Master Shipwright and his Assistant, Chatham Dockyard, to Navy Board, 17 June 1756.
On Tuesday a petition was brought to the Honourable Thomas Cooper, Esq., Commissioner of this yard, by john Bissenden and Robert Woodriff, shipwrights, in behalf of the whole body of shipwrights, relating to their carrying chips out of the yard on their shoulders. The next day the Commissioner sent for them in the presence of the Master Shipwright and the First Assistant and represented to them the ill consequence of such proceedings, and read to them your Honourable Board's warrant of the 4 May 1753 on which the said two men withdrew the petition and said they would talk to all the people and believe everybody would be satisfied with what had been said to them. And in the afternoon the Master Shipwright sent for all the foremen and quartermen and read the Order to them of the 4th May 1753, and give every quarterman a particular charge to tell all his men separately what the order was relating to their lowering their chips and carrying them under their arm out of the yard.
This day at twelve of the clock some few of the workmen about one hundred and fifty came up first to the gate without any chips, afterwards about twenty more came and lowered their chips agreeable to the Board's warrant. Then came John Miller, shipwright, about thirty feet before the main body of the people, on which the Master Shipwright ordered him to lower his chips. He answered he would not, with that the Master Shipwright took hold of him, and said he should. He, the said Miller replied, 'Are not the chips mine? I will not lower them.' Immediately the main body pushed on with their chips on their shoulders, crowded and forced the Master Shipwright and the First Assistant through the gateway, and when out of the yard give three huzzas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_on_shoulder
On Tuesday a petition was brought to the Honourable Thomas Cooper, Esq., Commissioner of this yard, by john Bissenden and Robert Woodriff, shipwrights, in behalf of the whole body of shipwrights, relating to their carrying chips out of the yard on their shoulders. The next day the Commissioner sent for them in the presence of the Master Shipwright and the First Assistant and represented to them the ill consequence of such proceedings, and read to them your Honourable Board's warrant of the 4 May 1753 on which the said two men withdrew the petition and said they would talk to all the people and believe everybody would be satisfied with what had been said to them. And in the afternoon the Master Shipwright sent for all the foremen and quartermen and read the Order to them of the 4th May 1753, and give every quarterman a particular charge to tell all his men separately what the order was relating to their lowering their chips and carrying them under their arm out of the yard.
This day at twelve of the clock some few of the workmen about one hundred and fifty came up first to the gate without any chips, afterwards about twenty more came and lowered their chips agreeable to the Board's warrant. Then came John Miller, shipwright, about thirty feet before the main body of the people, on which the Master Shipwright ordered him to lower his chips. He answered he would not, with that the Master Shipwright took hold of him, and said he should. He, the said Miller replied, 'Are not the chips mine? I will not lower them.' Immediately the main body pushed on with their chips on their shoulders, crowded and forced the Master Shipwright and the First Assistant through the gateway, and when out of the yard give three huzzas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_on_shoulder
Thanks! But still, what are they chips of? I'm guessing wood, since it's an 18th century shipyard. Oh!
Duh! Do they mean scrap pieces of wood? They're in a big bundle, right?
