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06 May 2020, 12:48 am

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06 May 2020, 12:52 am



... and those socks! :wink:



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09 May 2020, 9:17 pm

On the game New Horizons I've been trying to turn my island into a forest by engulfing it in trees. I checked my island evaluation today and Isabelle told me that there's "an overabundance of trees" and that my villagers "are getting lost in the woods and fearing for the worst". It was amusing because the whole idea is that they should be living in the woods. lol



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16 May 2020, 3:01 pm

The way the host of a webinar I attended pronounced my name.


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16 May 2020, 6:39 pm




I love this clip, but then again it's pretty ridiculous. The Scottish football team qualified for the 1978 World Cup in Argentina, and the singer reflects the hopes of a nation. Scotland didn't win the World Cup, in fact their overall performance was pretty disastrous (notwithstanding an impressive result against Holland in their final match).


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17 May 2020, 6:48 pm




Even in the UK, most people today have probably never heard of the legendary BBC Rugby League commentator Eddie Waring, as his last broadcast was in 1981. For some he was the authentic voice of the game, but others felt that he damaged its image. The song reflects the latter attitude to some degree, but it's not entirely unsympathetic, I feel.


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17 Aug 2020, 10:14 pm

A Dell Latitude E5410 laptop for sale on Ebay right now. It's described as 'refurbished', but the vendor then adds that it doesn't have an operating system, a hard drive, any memory, a battery, a charger, a working clock battery, a wifi card, and one or two other things. Still priced at £60 though, only about £20 less than you need to pay for one of these in excellent working order.

There's also a completely dead battery for an old Thinkpad for £7.80, and a working battery for £212.


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17 Aug 2020, 10:16 pm

the thought that POTUS is plagued with hemorrhoids



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17 Aug 2020, 10:17 pm

^ No posts in this thread for three months, then two inside 60 seconds. It's a bit like the buses in the UK.


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17 Aug 2020, 10:35 pm

bus service here as well.



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25 Sep 2020, 3:13 am

"Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
Why do I tell you this? Please read more about the "history of teaching math":

Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970
A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set of "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar.
Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C," the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M." Answer this question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment:
Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the tree?

Teaching Math In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Anderson determine that his profit margin is $60?

Teaching Math in 2020
El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de production es...
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02 Oct 2020, 4:54 pm

I just posted (as of this writing) to another similar thread - now that's funny!
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02 Oct 2020, 6:15 pm

When I ate lunch earlier today, a member of the Proud Boys drove by the restaurant I ate my lunch at.

When patrons noticed, they shouted pro-Trump slurs at him and gave him the finger.

The driver kept driving as if no one was around.


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06 Oct 2020, 2:26 pm

I kinda want a Gotta Go Flamingo :lmao: :arrow:


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09 Oct 2020, 6:53 pm

People still talking about the VP debate and how Mike Pence never noticed a fly in his hair. :lol:


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