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18 Mar 2018, 4:16 am

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the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?


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19 Mar 2018, 12:00 am

PBL187 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?

not if it had not been flushed beforehand :eew:



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19 Mar 2018, 4:26 pm

This video of a cat trying to get out of a tub


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19 Mar 2018, 5:22 pm

poor thing :cat: that's prolly the worst thing that ever happened to it in its whole life :o



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20 Mar 2018, 1:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
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the mere thought of The Dotard licking a toilet bowl clean while wearing prison orange.


Funny but wouldn't the toilet be in fact dirtier after a certain orange-suited orange gob licks it?

not if it had not been flushed beforehand :eew:


No I mean Dotard Rump's orange-gobbed tongue is filthy so anything it licks will be even dirtier :wink:


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20 Mar 2018, 9:10 pm

The Dotard has a dirty SOUL. :twisted:



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21 Mar 2018, 4:43 am

auntblabby wrote:
The Dotard has a dirty SOUL. :twisted:


The annoying orange hasn't got a soul, just like most of his supporters.


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21 Mar 2018, 9:38 pm

they have a hole in their soul.



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22 Mar 2018, 5:55 am

auntblabby wrote:
they have a hole in their soul.


and their brain. Oh wait, do they even have a brain?


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22 Mar 2018, 6:49 am

This picture, which apparently is genuine.

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23 Mar 2018, 9:00 am

A facebook video of an idiot pulling a pinned on ponytail of the back of a camp man's head, funny cos of the camp man's reaction. Can't find it on YouTube, unfortunately, but :lol:


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25 Mar 2018, 1:44 pm

Grumpy Cat memes.



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01 Apr 2018, 8:17 pm

My mom got me this pink plush Easter basket shaped like a unicorn. The funny thing is that she didn't even know it was a unicorn until I mentioned it and showed her the rainbow-colored horn on its forehead. I guess she thought it was just some furry pink whatchamaclit, or maybe a pig. I guess it kind of looks like a pig but it has a white muzzle. Maybe it's a pigicorn! :pig:



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01 Apr 2018, 8:36 pm

A new book (well, new to me, anyway) called "Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader," a collection of humorous trivia



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03 Apr 2018, 9:41 pm

I was watching a video that showed stock image photos that were really strange and a little disturbing, and I really don't want to know what kind of people or companies would actually use them. Here are a few examples:

A guy proposing to a woman in a wheelchair in front of a pool. I guess she must have turned him down, because the next two images show him dumping her out of the wheelchair into the pool. 8O

A blind grandmother teaching her grandkids how to play that knife "game" where you try not to stab your hand. The kids are all topless. I thought at first they were completely naked but I can see a couple of them with pants on. They're also very white and blonde, but that might be just because they're all siblings.

A chef is looking at some broccoli with a very puzzled expression. Maybe he's thinking, "Hmm, how can I make kids want to eat this?" Or "Why does it look so similar to a tree?" :?

A man in a business suit is sitting in a bathtub full of water with a rubber ducky on his head. :lol:

A pregnant woman is pointing a gun at the camera. I know moms-to-be can have really bad mood swings, but...

A teenager with a very disturbed facial expression is putting carrots into a meat grinder. Maybe he's both a psychopath and a vegan, so he only tortures vegetables.

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