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the thought that POTUS is plagued with hemorrhoids

^ No posts in this thread for three months, then two inside 60 seconds. It's a bit like the buses in the UK.

bus service here as well.

"Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
Why do I tell you this? Please read more about the "history of teaching math":

Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970
A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set of "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar.
Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C," the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M." Answer this question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?

Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment:
Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the tree?

Teaching Math In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Anderson determine that his profit margin is $60?

Teaching Math in 2020
El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de production es..."

I just posted (as of this writing) to another similar thread - now that's funny!
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When I ate lunch earlier today, a member of the Proud Boys drove by the restaurant I ate my lunch at.

When patrons noticed, they shouted pro-Trump slurs at him and gave him the finger.

The driver kept driving as if no one was around.

I kinda want a Gotta Go Flamingo

People still talking about the VP debate and how Mike Pence never noticed a fly in his hair.

Watching more political silliness on the news with my family as we ate dinner.