How to make Thor as Bad as Batman & Robin

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15 Jul 2012, 1:27 pm

I saw Thor, and I thought it was very good. Here are some ideas how to make Thor as bad as Batman & Robin

1- Get Alan Cumming as Loki and Bob Hoskins as Odin- They both played these roles in Son Of The Mask. I have never seen the film, but I had heard that It had bad reviews. I saw some clips with Alan Cummings Loki and Bob Hoskins Thorand I thought they were ridiculous compared to Tom Hiddleson's Loki and Anthony Hopkin's Odin which were much more superior.

2. Add Nipples in Thors armour.

3. Add lame puns

what do you think?

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15 Jul 2012, 1:36 pm

Laconvivencia wrote:

I'd laugh if that idea ever came to fruition.......

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16 Jul 2012, 1:46 am

I don't know about Thor and his comics but is there any room for a villain we can put in that uses copious amounts of puns to save the movie from being absolutely horrible? Oh wait..you want to make Thor worse.

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16 Jul 2012, 2:16 am

NeueZiel wrote:

Agree. The inexplicable casting of cheeseball Arnie as Mr Freeze is the only reason I like that movie.

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16 Jul 2012, 5:18 am

NeueZiel wrote:

I would never want Thor to be ruined.

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16 Jul 2012, 12:50 pm

They have an Asgardian Express credit card.

*launches into a rage screaming A THOR CREDIT CARD?!?!?!*

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16 Jul 2012, 5:33 pm

Laconvivencia wrote:

Maybe get Joel Schumacher to direct? He's one reason Batman Forever and Batman & Robin both sucked.

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18 Jul 2012, 8:07 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Laconvivencia wrote:

Maybe get Joel Schumacher to direct? He's one reason Batman Forever and Batman & Robin both sucked.

Also get Laurence Guterman to direct Thor.

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18 Jul 2012, 8:15 am

crmoore wrote:

They have an Asgardian Express credit card.

*launches into a rage screaming A THOR CREDIT CARD?!?!?!*

They can use a joke along the lines of "Charge it", and he has to say "Its Hammer Time" at least once in the movie.

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