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Radish
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04 Nov 2022, 9:48 am

Bacon butties. :pig:

Who doesn't like bacon butties?


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04 Nov 2022, 10:00 am

Haram!

I don't eat animals. I only eat humans. Why don't you eat humans?


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04 Nov 2022, 10:38 am

Who says I don't, meat is meat? :twisted:


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04 Nov 2022, 10:58 am

Shall I report you to the Cereal killer?


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04 Nov 2022, 11:13 am

Is that the same person as the surreal killer?


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04 Nov 2022, 11:29 am

Is Damien Hurst a surreal killer?


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04 Nov 2022, 11:40 am

If he won in a by-election, would he be known as Damien Hirst-Past-The-Post?


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04 Nov 2022, 12:02 pm

Do your jokes get any worse? :lol:


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04 Nov 2022, 12:08 pm

Why doesn't the questions thread hurt your head?

I can only handle it in small doses. Too many questions make me want to shove a baguette down the persons throat.


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04 Nov 2022, 12:14 pm

Radish wrote:
Do your jokes get any worse? :lol:



If they got any worse, could I call myself Damien Worst?


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04 Nov 2022, 12:45 pm

OK Damien. :P My jokes are pretty bad but shouldn't need a name change?


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08 Nov 2022, 9:44 am

Why not? You're used to name changes by now, right?


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08 Nov 2022, 10:04 am

I've heard others call you "Hey You!" Is that one of your names?


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08 Nov 2022, 10:07 am

Don't you know we're all called "mate" down here?


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08 Nov 2022, 10:08 am

or c*nt?



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08 Nov 2022, 10:14 am

Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that?


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