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21 Mar 2023, 12:10 am

What is a fair salary for a porcine entity?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:19 am

Why are my headphones suddenly so tight if my brain didn't grow?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:20 am

Maybe the headphones are shrinking?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:21 am

Maybe my hair is thickening?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:23 am

Maybe the universe is collapsing in on itself at a mindblowing rate?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:32 am

Would you believe I think it's possible?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:44 am

Would you believe that I think anything's possible, and probably impossible at the same time?


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21 Mar 2023, 12:49 am

But then why does my tooth hurt??


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21 Mar 2023, 12:53 am

Do you want to hear the tooth about that?


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21 Mar 2023, 4:03 am

Has anyone seen a wisdom tooth before?


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21 Mar 2023, 3:29 pm

Do people who are not very wise get wisdom teeth?


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21 Mar 2023, 7:40 pm

Why are they called "wisdom teeth" anyways?

Does anyone here know?


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21 Mar 2023, 7:42 pm

Isn't it because the dentists have to be really smart to drug you up without killing you, and yank them out without breaking your neck?

Maybe Recidivist would know best?


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21 Mar 2023, 8:11 pm

Isn't it because wisdom teeth usually sprout? last and you supposedly have worldly-wise wisdom by then?

If you have your wisdom teeth taken out do you just automatically spout sexual innuendo as a consequence?


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21 Mar 2023, 8:15 pm

Isn't it because when you take them out you might just spout some pee pee by mistake?


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21 Mar 2023, 8:21 pm

Is pee-pee a sexual innuendo?


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