Funny cartoon about marriage
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Dozens of gods throughout world history had spouses, usually fellow deities.
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"Such is the Frailty
of the human Heart, that very few Men, who have no Property, have any Judgment of their own.
They talk and vote as they are directed by Some Man of Property, who has attached their Minds
to his Interest."
And about half of those had marital issues. Take the primary deities in Shintoism, Izanagi and Izanami. The two of them were married once, but now they're constantly bickering at each other across the border of Yomi (Japanese version of Hades).
And let's not even get started on the literally Olympic-sized clusterf**k of incest and adultery that is the Greek pantheon. I mean seriously, that s**t is messed up.
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And about half of those had marital issues. Take the primary deities in Shintoism, Izanagi and Izanami. The two of them were married once, but now they're constantly bickering at each other across the border of Yomi (Japanese version of Hades).
And let's not even get started on the literally Olympic-sized clusterf**k of incest and adultery that is the Greek pantheon. I mean seriously, that sh** is messed up.
yes but in spite of the risks, they did it anyways.
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ValentineWiggin
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And about half of those had marital issues. Take the primary deities in Shintoism, Izanagi and Izanami. The two of them were married once, but now they're constantly bickering at each other across the border of Yomi (Japanese version of Hades).
And let's not even get started on the literally Olympic-sized clusterf**k of incest and adultery that is the Greek pantheon. I mean seriously, that sh** is messed up.
yes but in spite of the risks, they did it anyways.
So, if my math is correct, half didn't have marital issues, and ALL of them prove that "god" is not definitively single.
....which was the point.
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"Such is the Frailty
of the human Heart, that very few Men, who have no Property, have any Judgment of their own.
They talk and vote as they are directed by Some Man of Property, who has attached their Minds
to his Interest."
And about half of those had marital issues. Take the primary deities in Shintoism, Izanagi and Izanami. The two of them were married once, but now they're constantly bickering at each other across the border of Yomi (Japanese version of Hades).
And let's not even get started on the literally Olympic-sized clusterf**k of incest and adultery that is the Greek pantheon. I mean seriously, that sh** is messed up.
yes but in spite of the risks, they did it anyways.
So, if my math is correct, half didn't have marital issues, and ALL of them prove that "god" is not definitively single.
....which was the point.
exactly, yeah.
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I cannot imagine myself in a marriage, even in the unlikely event of a woman falling in love with me. I want to live alone ever since I was 15. One of my goals is to be completely independent someday, which I will not be able to do if I live with somebody else. Regardless, I still consider the possibility of a long-term relationship if there is mutual interest, as long as each of us live our own lives.
Yes, my mind is very strange. No, I do not understand it either.
You know the girl I am currently obsessing about? She actually told me she has these same views on how relationships should work. A shame nothing will ever happen between us...
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Sorry for this terrible joke, by the way.
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