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15 Oct 2022, 6:08 am

It's your fault your nose grows every time you speak.


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16 Oct 2022, 2:10 pm

It's your fault this thread is not rigged in my favor.


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20 Oct 2022, 10:32 am

I blame you for the excess amount of chocolate I've been eating lately.


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20 Oct 2022, 10:34 am

I blame you for the international chocolate shortage. :pig:


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20 Oct 2022, 10:46 am

You made it melt


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20 Oct 2022, 11:30 am

All your hot air is responsible for the glaciers melting.


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23 Oct 2022, 1:40 pm

You deflated all the air out of the room.


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23 Oct 2022, 2:40 pm

I blame you for filling it with methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia. What have you been eating?


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23 Oct 2022, 4:15 pm

Too much traffic on the island, your fault.


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24 Oct 2022, 3:19 am

Your fault for twisting all the road signs to point towards your house.


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24 Oct 2022, 3:26 am

She's talking about your bottom. Your fault it's large enough to be mistaken for an island.


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24 Oct 2022, 3:31 am

That's below the belt!


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24 Oct 2022, 3:38 am

It's pretty mild compared to the 'too much traffic on the island'.

That could mean anything. 8O


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24 Oct 2022, 3:43 am

I blame you for driving your mind all over the place. :scratch:


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24 Oct 2022, 3:46 am

Your fault for disappearing all the time. There's no order in here when you're off collecting coconuts for your obscene collage.


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24 Oct 2022, 3:59 am

I blame you for using half coconuts as a bra.


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