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28 Oct 2022, 1:38 pm

I blame you for filling those bras with coconuts.


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29 Oct 2022, 10:36 am

I blame you for filling them with chocolate candy.


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29 Oct 2022, 11:46 am

I blame you both for not keeping abreast of the situation.


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29 Oct 2022, 11:50 am

I blame you for breaking my glasses and my laptop and my second laptop and making the door fall off my house.

The jury's still out on whether you made my cat eat a bell.


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29 Oct 2022, 11:51 am

I blame you for naming your cat Tinkerbell.


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31 Oct 2022, 1:47 pm

I blame you for dressing the gofer population in ghost costumes.


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31 Oct 2022, 1:50 pm

I blame you for causing a flood in Off The Wall. ;-)


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01 Nov 2022, 8:26 pm

I blame you for not building an ark in time for the flood.


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02 Nov 2022, 4:22 am

I blame you for giving me third degree burns from your electrical arc.


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02 Nov 2022, 4:26 am

Your fault for not drying off properly.


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02 Nov 2022, 4:26 am

Your fault for standing ogling me instead of giving me a towel!


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02 Nov 2022, 11:43 am

Your fault I've scratched my eyes out.


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02 Nov 2022, 11:51 am

I blame you for being overwhelmed by the sight of my Adonis like body.


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02 Nov 2022, 11:54 am

I blame your bad eyesight for thinking I'm a mirror.


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02 Nov 2022, 11:55 am

I blame you for reading the Daily Mirror.


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02 Nov 2022, 12:16 pm

Wears a full length mirror when going for his daily jog.


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