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babybird
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25 Sep 2022, 7:36 am

It's you that had all the cats deported to the ranch

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25 Sep 2022, 9:25 am

I blame you for having a sign up in your window saying "mad cat lady lives here."

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25 Sep 2022, 9:32 am

That's to keep you out

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25 Sep 2022, 9:56 am

Your fault for having a man sized cat flap.

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25 Sep 2022, 9:58 am

That's a letter box and it's not man sized. If you can get through it you need to eat more potatoes

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25 Sep 2022, 10:02 am

Your fault for watching people through your letterbox!

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25 Sep 2022, 10:20 am

Well stop making such a spectacle of yourself then

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25 Sep 2022, 11:55 pm

Your fault for crashing the car while driving to Specsavers.

The poor police officer having to listen to that excuse. :roll:

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26 Sep 2022, 1:51 am

It's your fault Radish is a vegetable!

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26 Sep 2022, 6:23 am

Still, you didn't need to chew my root off!

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26 Sep 2022, 7:12 am

You shouldn't have had such an attractive looking root then

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26 Sep 2022, 9:38 am

Because of you, I'm having trouble learning new programming languages. Definitely not because of my laziness.

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26 Sep 2022, 9:39 am

Maybe you are "rust"y? ;-)

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26 Sep 2022, 9:41 am

Only because you're crusty

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27 Sep 2022, 3:34 pm

It's your fault this thread rocks and rolls, and meanders here and there...

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29 Sep 2022, 10:52 am

Your fault for not taking this thread in for its annual servicing and maintenance.

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