THIS is how to rob a liquor store

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21 Oct 2012, 1:08 am

ostriches ftw

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMswZ4CpLM[/youtube]


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21 Oct 2012, 11:55 pm

wtf ... ostriches and a professional wrestler?
I like it. :D



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22 Oct 2012, 4:17 am

this made my day :lol: :lol: :lol:

why the explosives and the ostriches must be plenty used to it not to be shocked.


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22 Oct 2012, 8:17 am

:D Were they lookouts or back up muscle?



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22 Oct 2012, 4:51 pm

Back up muscle,my ex-husband got pecked by one once!OUCH!!!He had it coming,ha-ha.But they can kick hard enough to break your neck.



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22 Oct 2012, 10:32 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_lwKcHEmBQ[/youtube]


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23 Oct 2012, 10:23 am

I just hope it doesn't inspire would-be robbers. We'll know soon enough if we hear about ostrich robberies all over.


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23 Oct 2012, 11:03 am

A man robbed a store dressed as Santa,(it was Christmas time),he threatened to pour hot coffee from the stores coffee pot on the clerk,the clerk complied and the Santa bandit was never caught.