Revised List -- I've taken some of your suggestions and modified them somewhat, replaced one or two of my own with better ones, included the "Stolen Kidney" urban legend, changed the name of the list (I hope Alex doesn't mind), and alphabetized the entries. Enjoy!
WP's List of Advantages to Being Dateless:
1. You are free from being accused of "Date Rape".
2. You are free from being followed and harassed by your date's ex.
3. You are free from being hit on by some creep who thinks that paying for your dinner means that you owe him some "action".
4. You are free from being pressured into taking the relationship to the "next level".
5. You are free from being the victim when your date pulls off the old "I forgot my wallet" trick.
6. You are free from dates that feel more like job interviews.
7. You are free from discovering that your date is already married.
8. You are free from ever being stood up.
9. You are free from feeling pressured to "put out" when you really just want to be friends.
10. You are free from finding out that law enforcement has a warrant out for your date's arrest.
11. You are free from finding out that your date has made an enemy of the local crime boss.
12. You are free from having to deal with a person who believes that every date must lead to sexual activity.
13. You are free from having to deal with an obsessed psychopath who considers one date to be a declaration of betrothal.
14. You are free from having to discuss philosophies, politics, or religious doctrines that are not yours.
15. You are free from having to explain what "Stimming" is and why you do it.
16. You are free from having to listen to your date suggest all kinds of crackpot "cures" for your AS/HFA.
17. You are free from having to listen to your date theorize all kinds of crackpot reasons as why you have AS/HFA.
18. You are free from having to listen to your date theorize all kinds of crackpot reasons why you could not possibly have AS/HFA.
19. You are free from having to listen to your date's personal obsession for hours on end.
20. You are free from having to make up ridiculous lies to get out of a bad date.
21. You are free from having to pay for someone else's meals.
22. You are free from having to provide someone else's transportation.
23. You are free from having to put on an act to impress our date.
24. You are free from having to spend an entire week's pay in one night just to impress your date.
25. You are free from having your date make a "quick trip to the powder room" in the middle of the date, and never coming back.
26. You are free from other people's emotional "baggage".
27. You are free from the anxiety of wondering if your date was really into you or was just being nice to you.
28. You are free from the embarrassment of having to explain to your date's parents how he or she got so drunk.
29. You are free from the humiliation of your date going home with someone else.
30. You are free from waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, feeling a dull ache in your side, discovering a crudely sutured incision there and finding a crudely-scrawled note saying "Call 911".
31. You are free from worrying over whether or not your date will be insulted if you offer to pay half, or if you have to ask for your date to pay half.
32. You are free to choose where you're going.
33. You are free to go home whenever you choose.
34. You are free to stay home if you want to.
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