Unique method for finding a mate

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26 Dec 2012, 11:14 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/video/oregon-man- ... 00509.html

Wear a sign around your neck.

Anyone want to give it a try? It might be better than advertising on the computer.

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26 Dec 2012, 11:39 pm

ArrantPariah wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/oregon-man-seeks-mate-wearing-191000509.html

Wear a sign around your neck.

Anyone want to give it a try? It might be better than advertising on the computer.

One of the members here used to wear a shirt advertising he was single. I honestly wouldnt have the balls to do either...also i hate rejecting girls and if a girl iwasnt into came up to me i would be awkwardly nice to her and uncomfortable

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26 Dec 2012, 11:57 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. This is excellent. And hilarious. May try it just for s**ts and giggles.

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27 Dec 2012, 12:19 am

Reminds me of Chris Chan

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27 Dec 2012, 12:58 am

Time for our own WP member to chime in with his "BBW Wanted" t-shirt!

I thought about making a similar shirt (but with a little more humour!)

WIFE WANTED - apply within.
Please form an orderly line.
No fighting, scratching or biting.
(Okay, well, maybe a little biting.)

Something with enough humour to make it non-creepy!

:tongue:

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27 Dec 2012, 4:27 am

BlueMax wrote:

This is waiting for you at the comment section(comments are the best part of each news at yahoo)
"Wanted: Woman with 14' bass boat to share those special moments with. Physical looks are unimportant as it's what's on the inside that counts - looking for a kind hearted lady who shares my interests. Please send picture of boat".

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27 Dec 2012, 6:50 am

BlueMax wrote:

Time for our own WP member to chime in with his "BBW Wanted" t-shirt!

I thought about making a similar shirt (but with a little more humour!)

WIFE WANTED - apply within.
Please form an orderly line.
No fighting, scratching or biting.
(Okay, well, maybe a little biting.)

Something with enough humour to make it non-creepy!

:tongue:

lol

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27 Dec 2012, 8:06 am

BlueMax wrote:

There is not enough humour in the world.

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27 Dec 2012, 12:03 pm

Should be attention grasping :lol:

I've also heard that for women it's fashionable right now to paint the nail in their ring finger in a notably different colour... It accentuates the finger when there is a ring, and also when there isn't one

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27 Dec 2012, 1:17 pm

Hmmm... I've always wanted to move to Oregon, and I could pass for a well-preserved 60. ...

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27 Dec 2012, 1:20 pm

Whoops, double post

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27 Dec 2012, 1:58 pm

maybe a a pin subtle enough to not come across as creepy
ha, i may actually make one

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27 Dec 2012, 2:15 pm

ruckus wrote:

There is not enough humour in the world.

"Don't mince words, Bones... tell me what you really think!"

No need to snark - it should be pretty obvious I wasn't serious. One member here really does have a "BBW wanted" shirt. And, yes, it kinda' gives me the heeby-jeebies just a little.

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27 Dec 2012, 2:26 pm

How about:

Quote:

WIFE WANTED - Living, Human, Female. Ages 28 to 35. Any or mixed-race okay.
Must be sane and healthy, and without addictions, amputations, or living children.
Must pass DNA screening for hereditary diseases and natal gender ("XX" only, please!).
Must pass screening for criminal record, security clearances, and FICO score over 700.
No Religious Preference. Submit recent photo and curriculum vitae to...

I'd bet that the man posting this notice in all sincerity would either draw a lot of hostility or be very lonely for the rest of his life.

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27 Dec 2012, 4:50 pm

This shirt is better.

http://www.zazzle.es/solo_y_accesible_t ... 1137097460

You know, less is more.

I hope this is not considered "promotion of website" :roll:

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27 Dec 2012, 5:40 pm

BanjoGirl wrote:

This shirt is better.

http://www.zazzle.es/solo_y_accesible_t ... 1137097460

You know, less is more.

I hope this is not considered "promotion of website" :roll:

id consider having the balls to wear that!

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