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19 Jan 2013, 2:12 am

I have a date with a real live girl! Tonight!



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20 Jan 2013, 7:05 am

ruckus wrote:
I have a date with a real live girl! Tonight!

Woke up in her bed this morning.

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20 Jan 2013, 12:58 pm

She didn't take your kidneys and pack you in ice @ the bathtub?


Nice ... nice. :twisted:



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20 Jan 2013, 3:50 pm

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She didn't take your kidneys and pack you in ice @ the bathtub?


Nice ... nice. :twisted:

It's a sh***y sharehouse and doesn't have a bath, so no! I guess I lucked out.



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02 Aug 2013, 5:57 am

I have a nice tanned dick.


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02 Aug 2013, 6:52 am

^^^

and I'd like to show it to a girlie one day (profesional opinion) I may be wrong as the only ones I've seen are on porn (their nice to :wink: )


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02 Aug 2013, 6:59 am

I adopt pets from the RSPCA


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02 Aug 2013, 7:41 am

I made a Woman come just by kissing her.
Albeit it was a very long kiss.



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02 Aug 2013, 8:52 pm

I might have a girl in my life for the first time!


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03 Aug 2013, 3:56 am

I have the best chance of being forever alone of anyone on this forum. :lol:


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03 Aug 2013, 4:39 am

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IrishTusk wrote:
Damn Vodka shots, Who the hell does straight vodka shots.


Just drink real ale like normal people*. :D

On a bottle of Oakham Citra (4.6%) here. ;)


his 21 so no :wink:


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03 Aug 2013, 10:45 am

i have a beautiful body


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05 Aug 2013, 7:29 pm

I just celebrated my one year anniversary yesterday. (anniversary of us dating, we aren't married)


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