If you could be absolutely anyone or anything.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:31 pm

I'd be the guy that flies around on that big plastic goldfish, painting the clouds with an oversized novelty toothbrush.



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07 Jan 2013, 12:31 am

I'd either be:

- A Tim Burton character
- An anime character
- A My Little Pony



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07 Jan 2013, 1:23 am

I'll own and operate the world's most powerful observatory. I'll have a custom made recliner so I am very comfy whilst I star gaze. When I want a break from star gazing, I will take a cruise in my glass bottomed boat and ogle the sea life. Hm - I guess, then, I will be a genie so I can make this all happen.


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07 Jan 2013, 2:37 am

i'd be a book, not alive, yet very alive
wearing fingerprints and little scribbled in notes
held in loving, trustworthy hands
dusty and fragrant with ink and that special old book smell
yes, i'd be an old book upon the shelf of an old man



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07 Jan 2013, 8:43 am

I'd be me on another planet, very far away from here. And I'd have laser vision and wings.



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14 Jan 2013, 4:14 am

adult entertainments performer.



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14 Jan 2013, 5:08 am

A man.

If I didn't look like Mick Avory, I would have gotten a sex change a long time ago. I've passed on it, because my looks are passable and satisfactory enough for most people to be confused about my gender with my face and build. I guess that's why I'm against the fat bashing that goes on in the Love and Dating section. Not all females want to appear dainty, weak and cute.


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14 Jan 2013, 5:36 am

IdahoRose wrote:
I'd either be:

- A Tim Burton character
- An anime character
- A My Little Pony


That's exactly what I would have written! If I could pick anything else, i'd like to be a bear and make a lot of puns. "Bear feet" Bear-ly made it", stuff like that. It would probably get old quickly though.



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14 Jan 2013, 11:21 am

<--- that would be him right there (way to hit a special interest ;) ) Lil' foxxtale is my fursona and if I could be anything, I would be him.


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14 Jan 2013, 11:45 am

I would be the universe.

I would be a devil.



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14 Jan 2013, 12:25 pm

I can't believe you beat me to it.



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14 Jan 2013, 1:49 pm

The epic final boss of the universe!



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14 Jan 2013, 3:37 pm

I wish I could find a portal into Molly Ringwald's head.


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14 Jan 2013, 3:52 pm

Captain of my own trans-relativistic starship.


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14 Jan 2013, 9:25 pm

the very last musical note of the universe.



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14 Jan 2013, 11:16 pm

Noticed, supported and accepted.


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