How conventional are you?

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Would love if someone got a 0.

I'm a ten, hurray for moderate!

I can't see how many of the questions in the list have anything at all to do with being conventional or not.

For example, what does putting ketchup on french fries have to do with being conventional? Or preferring rock or rap music? Or being religious or patriotic? Or liking sports? And so on.

The test seems rather flawed and pointless.

12, Surprisingly conventional for a hipster.

1. I prefer hot summer weather over snow or cold rain. FALSE.
2. I think dogs are better pets than cats. FALSE!! !!
3. I am right handed. TRUE
4. I'm male and I prefer rock or rap music, or I'm female and prefer Top 40 pop music. MALE AND ROCK
5. I would describe myself as religious. FALSE!
6. I would describe myself as highly patriotic. Depends how you define patriotic.
7. I think the death penalty is a just and fair punishment for serious crimes. TRUE!
8. I love sports. FALSE!
9. I care about keeping up with the latest fashions. FALSE!! !!
10. I believe that we should heed our traditions and elders even if we disagree with them. DEPENDS!
11. I think having a steady job is more important than having a job you enjoy. TRUE at this particular time!
12. I believe family comes first no matter what. Mine, yes.
13. I support the war on drugs. FALSE!
14. I think conspiracy theories are stupid nonsense. MOSTLY! That's pretty general, though. 9/11 conspiracies are bogus, but one should never trust the government.
15. I am a picky eater and do not like trying new foods. FALSE.
16. Today is a more violent, scary and evil world than the world of the past. In some ways, TRUE.
17. My main goal in life is to have children. FALSE!
18. I shop at Wal-Mart regularly (insert other major store if your country doesn't have Wal-Mart). FALSE!
19. I usually order a hamburger when I have to be at a Chinese restaurant. f**k NO!
20. I have little interest in traveling to other countries. MEH. I go where I need to.
21. The Beatles are the best band ever, bar none. NOT EVEN!
22. I watch Family Guy on a regular basis. USED TO!
23. I watch reality television on a regular basis. NOPE!
24. I'm either a teenage girl and I love Justin Bieber, or I'm not a teenage girl and I think he's gay and sucks. f****n' GAY AS HELL!
25. I don't like seafood. FALSE!
26. I love ketchup on my French fries. MUSTARD ONLY!
27. I often use sarcasm. HELL NO, I NEVER USE SARCASM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO UPSET ANYONE WITH FRAGILE FEELINGS!! !!
28. I've thought about joining the military before. NO!
29. I think it's better to be a drunk than to be a stoner. THAT IS TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON THE PERSON AND THEIR SITUATION AAAAAAH!
30. I'm neurotypical Very Happy NO WAY MAN ALL CAPS ALL THE WAY WHOOOOOOO!

To be serious, a bunch of those are really not true or false questions.

I didn't even notice this one.

Ordering a hamburger at a Chinese restaurant is some kind of sign of being conventional?







The most conventional people I've ever met wouldn't even order a hamburger at a Chinese restaurant.

For what it's worth, the only person who I have ever seen order a hamburger steak at a Chinese restaurant is someone I strongly suspect to have Aspergers.