A crazy fat woman in a skin-tight leopard-print leotard once sat down next to me and complained because I didn't have any food to share with her. She reeked of unwashed crotch.
A religious nutter followed me onto a bus quoting Bible verses, and then demanded a fare exemption because he was a "prophet".
Another religious nutter kept shouting random verses from his Bible until I started shouting random Latin phrases while holding a copy of the AD&D 1st Edtion Dungeon Master's Guide (pictured below). He jumped off the bus at the next stop.
Good times ... good times ...
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