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30 Jun 2013, 5:09 am

Well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, I grapple heroically against the diminishing flux of my own human identity.


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30 Jun 2013, 5:44 pm

Kate Gosselin going back to work as a nurse, and raising the children that she brought into the world.....how's THAT for a surreal concept?


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30 Jun 2013, 6:48 pm

rush limburger saying that nobody in America has ever been denied a marriage license.



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30 Jun 2013, 11:34 pm

Mayor Ford attending Pride.



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30 Jun 2013, 11:58 pm

banana flaming tacos


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01 Jul 2013, 12:19 pm

Money actually growing on trees.


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01 Jul 2013, 7:46 pm

phonographic surface noises [crackles, hisses and rumble] and tape noises [hiss, broadband roar] are like a cancer that gradually eats away at clean signal until it is totally corrupted.



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02 Jul 2013, 7:23 pm

The wildest wilde into wilderness wildly, through black empty nothing bewildered were wild wilde, wild wilde's heart in wildness bewildered, through wildfire wildly wilde wildflowers thread, stomping and thromping bewildering wildebeests, wildebeests wildly bewildered wilde, far into the wildness of the wildest wild forests, dear wilde in this black empty nothingness ran, yet the wildest of the bewildering wild was still yet to come, in midst of the wildest of a bewildering dark, wilde saw some strangely bewildering wild wildcats bright eyes, so wilde danced wildly in the wildest of forest, and though this tale is wildly bewildering friend, our wild mr wilde wildly bewildered his head, in the black empty nothingness he took his last breath - at least that's what the bewildering wildcats once said...


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02 Jul 2013, 10:12 pm

seasoning of the hamburgers may be the engineering behind the gaspergers in the reasoning of the aspergers. IOW well-done is better than rare, for aspies to avoid the glare, of the olfactorily sensitive social faire.



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02 Jul 2013, 10:20 pm

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04 Jul 2013, 2:14 pm

Chickens resorting to cannibalism by frying each other and eating their eggs.


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04 Jul 2013, 3:47 pm

people fancying themselves patriots eating their fireworks and having bad gas afterwards, avoiding matches.



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04 Jul 2013, 7:27 pm

A Campbell's Soup can, cut in half, lengthwise, with a G.I. Joe doll standing in it, dressed as a Roman soldier, Ritz Crackers for wheels, this assemblage pulled by a matching team of white mice.


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24 Aug 2014, 9:35 pm

I can't. I died yesterday.



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24 Aug 2014, 9:37 pm

just dropped in, to see what condition my condition is in.