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Kanye West becoming interested in the opinions of anyone else in the world.


Sylkat

Imagine someone using a defibrillator on a mackerel. Imagine it. Now. Create an image in your mind.

^^^
sounds like fried fish to me.

Chicken is your arch nemesis. If you don't know that, then you don't know anything.

Also, lubricate your lightbulbs, you never know when you might need to declare war on your aunt's hairdresser.

WP.

Well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, I grapple heroically against the diminishing flux of my own human identity.

Kate Gosselin going back to work as a nurse, and raising the children that she brought into the world.....how's THAT for a surreal concept?


Sylkat

rush limburger saying that nobody in America has ever been denied a marriage license.

Mayor Ford attending Pride.

banana flaming tacos

Money actually growing on trees.

phonographic surface noises [crackles, hisses and rumble] and tape noises [hiss, broadband roar] are like a cancer that gradually eats away at clean signal until it is totally corrupted.

The wildest wilde into wilderness wildly, through black empty nothing bewildered were wild wilde, wild wilde's heart in wildness bewildered, through wildfire wildly wilde wildflowers thread, stomping and thromping bewildering wildebeests, wildebeests wildly bewildered wilde, far into the wildness of the wildest wild forests, dear wilde in this black empty nothingness ran, yet the wildest of the bewildering wild was still yet to come, in midst of the wildest of a bewildering dark, wilde saw some strangely bewildering wild wildcats bright eyes, so wilde danced wildly in the wildest of forest, and though this tale is wildly bewildering friend, our wild mr wilde wildly bewildered his head, in the black empty nothingness he took his last breath - at least that's what the bewildering wildcats once said...

seasoning of the hamburgers may be the engineering behind the gaspergers in the reasoning of the aspergers. IOW well-done is better than rare, for aspies to avoid the glare, of the olfactorily sensitive social faire.