duncvis wrote:
Seriously. You couldn't make it up:
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A supermarket chain has withdrawn bags of nuts from sale because they contain nuts.
Booths decided to pull its Whole Hearted Roasted Monkey Nuts from shelves because its label does not declare it contains peanuts....
...Customers with an allergy to peanuts are advised not to eat the nuts and return the bags to their nearest Booths store for a refund, the company said.
Oh, and technically peanuts aren't even nuts. They're actually a form of legume. Though I guess "Monkey Beans" would not be nearly as interesting a product name. And I can't imagine you'd ever find them nearer the string beans and green beans than the cashews and walnuts at your local Wal-Mart.
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