Will Justin Bieber go to Hell?

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05 Aug 2013, 12:51 am

Why he may go to Hell.

1 - He sold his soul to Satan.
2 - He spits on his fans.
3 - He committed a Hit and Run crime.
4 - He drives at night with sunglasses thus threatening human life.
5 - He commits all sorts of other crimes
6 - He commits crimes against music
7 - His religion is a heresy.
8 - Dana Martin will see that this happens
9 - He stole a monkey from its mother

Why he may go to Heaven

(crickets chirping)

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05 Aug 2013, 1:29 am

Another one of these threads?

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05 Aug 2013, 3:14 am

Is the OP a list of things that "could potentially get someone into hell" or are they of stuff he actually did?

Personally, the "free gas" ignorant comment he made pisses me off.

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05 Aug 2013, 7:55 am

Who is Justin Bieber? Is he another one of those dodgy American politicians?

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05 Aug 2013, 9:00 am

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05 Aug 2013, 9:33 am

Seeing I live in the same realm as Justin Beiber, we are already in hell.

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05 Aug 2013, 9:35 am

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05 Aug 2013, 12:59 pm

Enjoy!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtX3fjnr6_k[/youtube]

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05 Aug 2013, 1:04 pm

Sometimes that is the only way to deal with a varmint. :lol:

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05 Aug 2013, 2:01 pm

I don't know about hell but I recon he should be sent the the Yukon, with two sticks to rub together. Should make him grow up fast, if he survives.

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05 Aug 2013, 2:20 pm

Worse. Rehab.

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05 Aug 2013, 3:18 pm

Raptor wrote:

Enjoy!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtX3fjnr6_k[/youtube]

Actually, here is the full version...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrV1MEyJqWU[/youtube]

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05 Aug 2013, 6:53 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Who is Justin Bieber? Is he another one of those dodgy American politicians?

Justin Bieber is an androgynous American pop-idol who is about twice as old as than his tween fanbase, and who seems to want to remain popular and relevant. He seems to be trying to misbehave in public so as to get noticed by the Bad Boy crowd, but he just comes off as an even more immature Charlie Sheen wannabe.

In other words, Justin Bieber is a lame-duck has-been who doesn't know that he is finished as a popular entertainer.

If he were an Anime character, he'd be a Bishonen.

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05 Aug 2013, 9:05 pm

Fnord wrote:

TallyMan wrote:

Who is Justin Bieber? Is he another one of those dodgy American politicians?

Didnt you two have this same conversation before somewhere?

Not a politician.

He is a (actually Canadian) bubble gum pop singer, and tween heartthrob, who got famous at 14 (not much more than a tween himself) who now at the ripe old age of 19 is indeed facing the challenge of trying to appeal to an older than tween audience (though he still manages to look 15 in the media).

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05 Aug 2013, 9:23 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Fnord wrote:

TallyMan wrote:

Who is Justin Bieber? Is he another one of those dodgy American politicians?

Justin Bieber is an androgynous American pop-idol who is about twice as old as than his tween fanbase, and who seems to want to remain popular and relevant. He seems to be trying to misbehave in public so as to get noticed by the Bad Boy crowd, but he just comes off as an even more immature Charlie Sheen wannabe. In other words, Justin Bieber is a lame-duck has-been who doesn't know that he is finished as a popular entertainer. If he were an Anime character, he'd be a Bishonen.

Didnt you two have this same conversation before somewhere?

I'm feeling a distinct sense of deja vu about this entire thread!

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06 Aug 2013, 12:23 am

Another source of his evil is the unending saga of Selena... please! It's as if their handlers are pulling the strings on that.

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