at 50 I am still a virgin - help!

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How many times can a woman lose her virginity?

IMHO, I think that depends on how much she can spend on surgery.

Should I spend money on losing mine right now or wait for the perfect lady?

Please advise.

Have you considered becoming gay. That maybe a great option for you.

Also maybe have a relationship with a much older woman. Say like maybe an 80 or 90 year old.

Just a couple of things to ponder.

Lord I hate 'em happy types. Reminds me of 'em ever smiling christian folk you get at some churches. If a car hits you they just keep on smiling. Gays - pah! The smiling thing would ruin my handsome features and make look like an idiot.

The older woman thing might work. With retirement looming round the corner and all. I've been checking out the old age homes. Oh, and did you hear the joke about the happy old sod who got a chick with parkinson's. Ehheh. Now that's what I call lucky.

Anyway, thanks for your empathy. I'll stick it in me garden and see if it come up all yellow and gay.

I think the older well very older women is a better idea.

A good idea would be to find out how to romance them. You might have to go for some old fashioned trends. Could be interesting..

What did the first two lines have to do with the topic?

Accidental tearing of the hymen due to sports or whatever doesn't count as losing virginity in some cultures whilst an unbreached hymen is paramount in others. This usually leads to unnecessary debate on wp.

Here I am trying to talk about heterosexual male virginity - I am antiquated that way.

It depends on the size of the brain, I've lost my virginity about 4.67 times right now. Next monday I think I will be at 4.88.

I spent money to lose mine, although I was less than half your age when I did it. Not a very good experience, but if you're desperate then you might as well.

Is there much point now?
Now youve gone this far you might as well stick it out to the end with the possibility of retaining supernatural powers the gods reserve for Virgins
Revelation 14:-
3 They sang as it were a new song before the throne, before the four living creatures, and the elders; and no one could learn that song except the hundred and forty-four thousand who were redeemed from the earth. 4 These are the ones who were not defiled with women, for they are virgins. These are the ones who follow the Lamb wherever He goes. These were redeemed[c] from among men, being firstfruits to God and to the Lamb. 5 And in their mouth was found no deceit,[d] for they are without fault before the throne of God.[e]

Whats more, sex at 50 isnt going to be like sex with an 18 year old, slip the old fella in a piece of raw liver and then a rolled up piece of sandpaper to see. (you can still use the Liver for your tea later, or give that bit to your guests.

Find yourself a sugar babby and enjoy it.

The "perfect lady" will also cost some money. Don't be overly picky.

Wait too much longer, and it will be more of a hold-up than a stick-up.

Although none of your suggestions seems like a good fit for me, except for liverman, I've been laughing so much I burst something...

Had to be rushed into the hospital

Anyway thanks for the support.

Keep 'em suggestions coming one never knows.

Girls can lose their virginity a maximum of two times. First in the vagina, second in the...

Yes, men can lose it twice too.

Well this could be your ticket..You just have to have an open mind about this...

How about like one of our closest relatives. Like chimps or apes?
Like as long as they initiated the relationship. How is that a problem?

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A wima way a wima way..........

Three times, if you count the....

And four times, if you consider the....

According to some sources, for example

http://idiotfriends.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... at-30.html

men find it easier to get women as they age.

At your age, there must be plenty of willing post-menopausal ladies who would like some cock.