How many Rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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30 Jan 2007, 8:17 pm

THREE

Two to turn the ladder

One to hold the lightbulb



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30 Jan 2007, 8:18 pm

LOL!! !!

I am a big Jeff Foxworthy/Blue Collar Comedy fan myself.

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30 Jan 2007, 8:21 pm

How many software engineers?

It cannot be done as it is a hardware problem



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30 Jan 2007, 10:48 pm

How many people with AS? None, we prefer the dark.



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31 Jan 2007, 5:35 pm

How many baptists?

three. Two to put in the bulb, and another to make sure the first do not dance.



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31 Jan 2007, 5:40 pm

How many Blitzes?
1 to change the lightbulb
1 to rant on and on about biting tooshies
1 to drink a peppermint milkshake
1 to be looking at himself in the mirror
1 to be crying like a baby and saying he isn't really a Road Rover
1 to be forgotten by Colleen
1 to be called a weird boy by Exile
1 to start fights with Hunter
That equals a total of 8 Blitzes!


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01 Feb 2007, 2:02 pm

How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

- Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs.


How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.


How many football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- An entire team, and they all get a semesters credit for it.


How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- It depends on whather it has medical insurance.


How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- It doesn't matter, We're all going to die anyway.


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01 Feb 2007, 2:05 pm

How many real men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.


How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to screw it in, and two to write a song about it.


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01 Feb 2007, 2:38 pm

How many emos does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None, they break the bulb, and slit their wrists with the shattered glass. :lol:









**** If I offended anyone with that joke, I am really really sorry. ****



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01 Feb 2007, 7:39 pm

Scientologists:
none, as soon as the bulb attains clear it'll work again



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01 Feb 2007, 10:34 pm

How many cats?

None, that's a job for people.



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01 Feb 2007, 10:40 pm

9CatMom wrote:
How many cats?

None, that's a job for people.


Wow... That was by far the FUNNIEST one, no dought.



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02 Feb 2007, 3:29 am

How many klutzes? Two! One to stick her finger in the socket and the other to call 911.



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02 Feb 2007, 11:28 am

How many english people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but the english person, the old lightbulb and the new lightbulb need to be formally introduced to each other first!


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