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02 Feb 2007, 2:37 pm

"Hello, is this the Department of Rehabilitation?"

"Yes it is"

"Yes, I'd like an Assburgers Diagnosis with Cheese please"

Who is offended and who thinks that's funny?

Vegasadelphia
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02 Feb 2007, 3:06 pm

Ive tried writing standup, and one of the jokes Ive worked on is basically "as if those of us with Aspergers dont feel alienated enough, most people think we have Ass Burgers. That makes life easier to deal with! Great name. No one will EVER make fun of me for that!" So to answer your question, I found it somewhat funny.

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02 Feb 2007, 3:18 pm

Dreadneck wrote:

"Hello, is this the Department of Rehabilitation?"

"Yes it is"

"Yes, I'd like an Assburgers Diagnosis with Cheese please"

Who is offended and who thinks that's funny?

At first I did not get, then I took a closer look at it. Ya its funny, and not offensive, maby it it was our last name then It could be bad.

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02 Feb 2007, 3:19 pm

Dreadneck wrote:

"Hello, is this the Department of Rehabilitation?"

"Yes it is"

"Yes, I'd like an Assburgers Diagnosis with Cheese please"

Who is offended and who thinks that's funny?

Would you like yours "well done" or "medium-rare"?? :lol:

THERE IS such a thing as an "ass burger":

http://www.mooserestaurantgroup.com/berthas/burgers.html

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02 Feb 2007, 5:16 pm

two aspies walk into a bar

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02 Feb 2007, 5:59 pm

AspieGurl wrote:

two aspies walk into a bar

and the bartender says "What'll you have?"

Taken aback by the bartender's uninvited small talk, they turn around and leave.

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02 Feb 2007, 6:38 pm

Dreadneck wrote:

"Hello, is this the Department of Rehabilitation?"

"Yes it is"

"Yes, I'd like an Assburgers Diagnosis with Cheese please"

Who is offended and who thinks that's funny?

Mildly offended, but it's still funny.

The "two aspies walk into a bar" joke is ok as well.

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03 Feb 2007, 11:28 am

Please delete this post.

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03 Feb 2007, 11:31 am

Not offended and don't think it's funny...

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03 Feb 2007, 2:42 pm

Desitively bonnaru! The quintessential Aspie self depreciating joke! Bravo!

Allow me another:

Two Aspies walk into a bar
The second one tried to duck

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03 Feb 2007, 4:25 pm

Not cool. I find it to be offensive. Asperger's isn't something to be joking about.

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03 Feb 2007, 4:42 pm

KurtmanJP wrote:

Not cool. I find it to be offensive. Asperger's isn't something to be joking about.

From reading your other posts, I get the feeling you have never laughed about anything ever.

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03 Feb 2007, 4:59 pm

Thats stupid.

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03 Feb 2007, 5:05 pm

KurtmanJP wrote:

Not cool. I find it to be offensive. Asperger's isn't something to be joking about.

You make Asperger's sound like cancer.

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03 Feb 2007, 5:06 pm

asperion wrote:

KurtmanJP wrote:

Not cool. I find it to be offensive. Asperger's isn't something to be joking about.

You make Asperger's sound like cancer.

Seriously.

But I still don't like it. it sounds really creepy, like theres a burger in your ass...and your eating it...

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03 Feb 2007, 5:11 pm

Nothing to be laughed at? :lol: Should we be sad about it, then?

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