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PhosphorusDecree
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27 Feb 2021, 2:07 pm

TIRES: Mine's a pint of the black stuff.
MIKE: You can't drink a pint of Bovril!

("Spaced")


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27 Feb 2021, 3:06 pm

Bahzinga by Sheldon Cooper


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27 Feb 2021, 7:14 pm

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"


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27 Feb 2021, 8:17 pm

“He’s dead Jim “...... Star Trek ,, Spock to capt kirk


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03 Mar 2021, 6:20 pm

"Surely we can fix it"
"Don't call me Shirley"



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03 Mar 2021, 10:04 pm

I canna give you more power .


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04 Mar 2021, 10:14 am

He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.


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05 Mar 2021, 3:23 pm

Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m afraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.


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06 Mar 2021, 2:23 pm

"Why don't you try something on? You always do that shanty-town look which is so last century."

(Twist, "Spaced". Been watching it a lot lately- there are almost too many good lines.)


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06 Mar 2021, 4:31 pm

Say, would someone mind checking the ratings? I seem to have an audience of two.....


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06 Mar 2021, 5:14 pm

Boy! This is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.



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07 Mar 2021, 9:34 am

He's not the record-holder. He's the record.

(South Park)


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07 Mar 2021, 11:40 am

Is Sarah Connor here ?


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09 Mar 2021, 7:19 pm

I am not left-handed!


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09 Mar 2021, 9:29 pm

Danger Will Robinson.


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10 Mar 2021, 10:17 pm

"I'm a lot prettier than I Look." .... "I'm a lot thinner than I look, too."


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