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12 Nov 2020, 10:07 pm

I killed Sirius Black!~
I killed Sirius Black!~

Coma and get me! :twisted:



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01 Dec 2020, 1:40 pm

-Don't call me a raccoon!
-I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant "trash panda."
-Is that better?
-It's worse.

(Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2)


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07 Dec 2020, 4:55 pm

"You had a job?"
"Yeah, at a toy factory. You have no idea how men suffer for children."


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08 Dec 2020, 11:30 pm

"I've come for your head, fa-a-a-atman!"
"You think you're the first? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?!?!"


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09 Dec 2020, 5:05 pm

"Stand by to escort killjoy into execution yard. Happiness will prevail!"


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02 Jan 2021, 10:05 pm

"What's up, doc?!"


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10 Jan 2021, 12:23 pm

This scene often makes me laugh:



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10 Jan 2021, 3:12 pm

"It's a mutation. A very groovy mutation."

(X-Men: First Class. Xavier's favourite pick-up line.)


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10 Jan 2021, 8:45 pm

Give mama a kiss.


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13 Jan 2021, 11:16 am

Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun? are you?


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14 Jan 2021, 2:14 pm

CHANG: Are you going to kill me?
MISSY: Now, come on. Let's not dwell on horrid things. This is going to be our last conversation, and I'm the one who's going to have to live with that.


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14 Jan 2021, 4:36 pm

Where's his scrotum???


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09 Feb 2021, 9:12 am

"Did I fall asleep?"
"For a little while."
"Shall I go now?"
"If you like."

[repeat X 100]


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20 Feb 2021, 3:27 pm

"It just takes me a while to process things. During which, I yell."

("Dollhouse" season 2, episode 13)


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20 Feb 2021, 3:43 pm

KHAAAAN,,,,,,,,,.
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24 Feb 2021, 8:55 am

"Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding!"


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