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28 Aug 2020, 3:06 pm

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.


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28 Aug 2020, 3:07 pm

Not a doctor.


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30 Aug 2020, 2:43 am

Friends don’t lie.


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Yet in my new wildness and freedom I almost welcome the bitterness of alienage. For although nepenthe has calmed me, I know always that I am an outsider; a stranger in this century and among those who are still men.
-H. P. Lovecraft, "The Outsider"


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30 Aug 2020, 8:55 am

Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!


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30 Aug 2020, 3:28 pm

We are going to eat you! :skull:


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31 Aug 2020, 8:59 am

You will experience a tingling sensation and then death.


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08 Sep 2020, 3:33 pm

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


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01 Oct 2020, 4:08 pm

-Yo, Yo! Get off!
-Huh? Oh! Sorry, Turk.
-What kind of animal are you?
-I know that's kind of a rhetorical question, but maybe Tarzan is a sub-species of an elephant.
-A sub-species of an elephant?
-Well, yeah. I mean, he enjoys a peanut, and I enjoy a peanut.
-But he doesn't even look anything like you.



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08 Oct 2020, 6:28 am

"They're moving in herds... they do move in herds"
- Sam Neill aka Alan Grant, Jurassic Park, June 1993



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12 Oct 2020, 10:35 pm

Oh yeah I love being thrown in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!

What goes together better than cold and dark?! We can make them believe!

- Rise of the Guardians.

Don’t you get it? I love you! I always have! So for once in your life please, Stay!

- She Ra

I say VOL you say TRON. VOL-
Voltron??? We’ll work on it.

- Voltron.



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15 Oct 2020, 8:01 am

I'm Brian and so's my wife!


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19 Oct 2020, 2:40 pm

"Red, Kazan!" (waves his hands covered in blood)


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20 Oct 2020, 6:38 am

Kill anyone who approaches. Even if it's me.

(Striker, X-Men 2)


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20 Oct 2020, 10:58 am

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.



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23 Oct 2020, 2:08 pm

I hear you're a racist now, Father? Should we all be racist now? What's the Church's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism.

(from "Father Ted")


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30 Oct 2020, 8:29 pm

Oh, look! Another glorious morning. ....Makes me SICK! :evil: