Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

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Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?
oh, HELL yeah ! 28%  28%  [ 7 ]
I need to change my underwear just from thinking about it ! 16%  16%  [ 4 ]
A standard red duck, yes.... but a freakish 3 headed red duck... no. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
It would depend on whether the mutant duck was hot, or not 20%  20%  [ 5 ]
Only if it had three bags over its heads 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
(O.o) No.... dafuq... why would you even.... just, no. 36%  36%  [ 9 ]
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Ladywoofwoof
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28 Oct 2013, 1:36 pm

Re: AspieOtaku

So, I read that scientists have been investigating three headed red ducks.
They found that the mutant gene causes them to produce a lot more cum than normal ducks.... and the female ones are real squirters !
So if that's not your thing, but you were giving one oral sex and if he or she is about to have an orgasm... then experts recommend that you might want to duck.

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28 Oct 2013, 7:40 pm

I think you've quacked up.

Your study just doesn't work. The ducks in the study (only 1000!) had to answer multiple choice questions, and come on they're not very adept at holding pencils properly. They also dripped all over the paper. And some of the ducks were blue, pink or covered in hoi sin sauce.

I thought that the wonderful thing about the red three headed duck was, it was the only one.

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Where there's loads of these f*****s everywhere!



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28 Oct 2013, 11:00 pm

Would I? Maybe, but I would prefer if the duck shouted "AFLAC!!" when she climaxed.



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29 Oct 2013, 9:17 am

Damn it! I liked these underpants.......... :cry:



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29 Oct 2013, 10:18 am

Misslizard wrote:
Everyone here is obviously from the city.I raised ducks before.The male duck has a penis like a rotini noodle.I can no longer eat rotini noodles after seeing what happened in the duck pen.


Still better than a cat dick.



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29 Oct 2013, 10:21 am

Ladywoofwoof wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
No, I wouldn't want to have sex with you, ladywoof.


;-) Oh, you're just jealous because even mutant ducks get more action than you !


You duck rapist....I should call the PETA.


As a side note, NEVER feed wild ducks, human food makes them fat so fast and unable to fly, like their domestic brethren.



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29 Oct 2013, 10:26 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Everyone here is obviously from the city.I raised ducks before.The male duck has a penis like a rotini noodle.I can no longer eat rotini noodles after seeing what happened in the duck pen.


Still better than a cat dick.

Some hunters use a dried raccoon dick for a toothpick,not joking about that.
http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html


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