Can stalking lead to happy ending?

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04 Nov 2013, 5:49 pm

Short answer: No.

Long Answer: Yes, in Hollywood movies and stalker's fantasies, but in the real world, no.



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04 Nov 2013, 6:05 pm

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@LogicalMolly, I think it stays the same even if you get older. I think the impact might be how much you look after yourself.



Really? How fascinatingly cryptic. Does it? What is "it?" I have no idea to what you can be referring. :)

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both answers were actually to comments I made


Oh, I see. I get it. You said something, Stalk thought I said it rather than you, so replied to me rather than you.

This thread is confusing now! :lol:

Stalk, I didn't realise that was the Inspector in your avatar. It is relieving to be informed of that. Traditionally, avatars are chosen to represent the user's personality or make a statement about them, so I was worried that yours was a statement saying "I'm beyond crazy" or perhaps a cry for help. Thankfully, you are not insane after all. :)



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04 Nov 2013, 9:15 pm

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^ I'm having difficulties with interrogatory celery image, it was wise to change the avatar to Inspector Dreyfus

both answers were actually to comments I made..what is it with men today, they treat all women is interchangeable :roll:


Maybe because girls do exactly the same thing to guys.


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04 Nov 2013, 10:13 pm

I wouldn't say never, but only because absolutes tend to be very difficult to defend. You *might* survive a 3 story fall. Humans *might* one day grow wings and fly. Earth *might* be warming up day by day.

note: definitely not speaking from experience or anything


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05 Nov 2013, 2:37 am

I am now a spy consultant! Thanks to this thread, people have PMd me for spying advice!

:cheers:

*fans self in excitement*



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05 Nov 2013, 4:24 am

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Edit for Mogical: I always read Stalk as in plant stem!


My name isn't Mogical. I think you're pissing the moint. :shameonyou:

Craftily turning my avatar into a Spoonerism was just another one of my classic pranks. Bazinga! :D

You are not alone in pissing the moint. After my recent avatar change, only one user interpreted the graphic correctly. That's why I high fived him.

Disclaimer: Back on topic, I still maintain my methods are not stalking. It's all a lack of pies.



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05 Nov 2013, 4:59 am

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Really? How fascinatingly cryptic. Does it? What is "it?" I have no idea to what you can be referring. :)

"it" is the diagram, the diagram indicating guys wanting to bang you vs guys just liking you.



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05 Nov 2013, 5:43 am

Stalk wrote:
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Really? How fascinatingly cryptic. Does it? What is "it?" I have no idea to what you can be referring. :)

"it" is the diagram, the diagram indicating guys wanting to bang you vs guys just liking you.


I think you're misreading your own diagram. Allow me to enlighten you. It isn't a pie chart. It's a circle within a circle. The guys in the centre don't "just like" the girl in question. They also want to bang her. They are inside both circles. :lol:

Lesson: the diagram is telling us that all men (even the nice ones) are horny b------. It's making the point that most men would not turn down sex, even with a woman they didn't really like.



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05 Nov 2013, 6:02 am

LogicalMolly wrote:
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Really? How fascinatingly cryptic. Does it? What is "it?" I have no idea to what you can be referring. :)

"it" is the diagram, the diagram indicating guys wanting to bang you vs guys just liking you.


I think you're misreading your own diagram. Allow me to enlighten you. It isn't a pie chart. It's a circle within a circle. The guys in the centre don't "just like" the girl in question. They also want to bang her. They are inside both circles. :lol:

Lesson: the diagram is telling us that all men (even the nice ones) are horny b------. It's making the point that most men would not turn down sex, even with a woman they didn't really like.

if that is the way you want to see it. why then ask me what "it" is.



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05 Nov 2013, 6:17 am

LogicalMolly wrote:
leafplant wrote:
Edit for Mogical: I always read Stalk as in plant stem!


My name isn't Mogical. I think you're pissing the moint. :shameonyou:

Craftily turning my avatar into a Spoonerism was just another one of my classic pranks. Bazinga! :D

You are not alone in pissing the moint. After my recent avatar change, only one user interpreted the graphic correctly. That's why I high fived him.

Disclaimer: Back on topic, I still maintain my methods are not stalking. It's all a lack of pies.


Mogical Lolly vs Logical Molly? What's not to get?

I am calling you Infodump Spylly Tiny Grass is Dreaming in my head. That's your official native aspie name. (Oh god, how many people did I just offend?!?)

Please make sure you pass the 20% finders fee to me for all your pie consultancies from now on. :lol:



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05 Nov 2013, 6:20 am

Stalk wrote:
if that is the way you want to see it. why then ask me what "it" is.


It's not "the way I want to see it." It is the correct interpretation. If you don't read it properly, you're missing out on the joke! :)

I asked what "it" was because I was not the person who had commented on your diagram. The comment you directed at me puzzled me, because you should have directed it at Leafplant. Like I said, I had no idea what you were talking about at all when you said "it."

Leafplant also pointed out that both of your replies (one directed at me and one at her) should have been for her. If you go back and read it all, you'll see where it all went wrong! :) That is, unless I am the one misunderstanding something somebody said (which often happens)!

Anyway your diagram is funny and if you want to keep thinking it's a pie chart, that's absolutely fine. Please don't be cross with me for pointing out its true meaning. I find diagrammatic humour irresistible. :D



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05 Nov 2013, 6:28 am

LogicalMolly wrote:
Stalk wrote:
if that is the way you want to see it. why then ask me what "it" is.


It's not "the way I want to see it." It is the correct interpretation. If you don't read it properly, you're missing out on the joke! :)

I asked what "it" was because I was not the person who had commented on your diagram. The comment you directed at me puzzled me, because you should have directed it at Leafplant. Like I said, I had no idea what you were talking about at all when you said "it."

Leafplant also pointed out that both of your replies (one directed at me and one at her) should have been for her. If you go back and read it all, you'll see where it all went wrong! :) That is, unless I am the one misunderstanding something somebody said (which often happens)!

Anyway your diagram is funny and if you want to keep thinking it's a pie chart, that's absolutely fine. Please don't be cross with me for pointing out its true meaning. I find diagrammatic humour irresistible. :D

I concur. I belong in a straight jacket.



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05 Nov 2013, 6:41 am

Stalk wrote:
I belong in a straight jacket.


Oh, I'm sure you don't.

*Hugs Stalk*



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05 Nov 2013, 7:00 am

LogicalMolly wrote:
Stalk wrote:
I belong in a straight jacket.


Oh, I'm sure you don't.

*Hugs Stalk*

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05 Nov 2013, 7:00 am

It's a basic math notation (ensemble), otherwise they would do it a pie chart if they want to make the small group a separate group



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05 Nov 2013, 7:04 am

clearly on this occasion Stalk King has led to happy ending - hugs

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