If you could ask God three questions what would they be?

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13 Nov 2013, 11:18 pm

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13 Nov 2013, 11:39 pm

I'd have a lot more than three questions.


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14 Nov 2013, 12:01 am

1) Let there be a relation on the positive integers were every even number is related to the number =to half itself and every odd number n is related number to 3n + 1 and 3n + 3.
Are all numbers reachable from number 1?

2) What is up with all the beetles?

3) can I have a TARDIS?


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14 Nov 2013, 1:57 am

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?


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14 Nov 2013, 3:27 am

Dude, what the f**k?

No. Seriously. What the f**k?

This is the best you could do?


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14 Nov 2013, 7:28 am

What, given that you know everything about me, is the question that I could ask you that I would most want to know the answer to, and would kick myself if I didn't ask it?

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14 Nov 2013, 7:57 am

Magneto wrote:
What, given that you know everything about me, is the question that I could ask you that I would most want to know the answer to, and would kick myself if I didn't ask it?

What if the answer to that question is the very same question?

I'd ask about evil and suffering. I'd ask about free will and determinism. I'd ask for a year's worth of lottery numbers.



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14 Nov 2013, 8:07 am

1) when you set up the rules of mathematics why didnt you make the value of Pi be exactly 3?

2) The usual stuff about how I can make a killing on the stock market/lottery numbers.

3) the usual stuff about why there is evil and suffering.



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14 Nov 2013, 8:19 am

I am provisionally accepting the conventional definition of. GOD,tthat God is moral.
Are you good because you accept a transcendental morality that transcends your desires. Or are you good because you are the origin of good. If you decided that tortureing babies is good, would it be good? If the first option is correct than there is no need for you in establishing morality.


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14 Nov 2013, 9:12 am

Okay these are my questions.

God, these are the conditions of myself. Before I can ask you my questions I need to establish these things. I am a sinner, imperfect, a reprobate, do not have infinite wisdom and knowledge, and I have an autism spectrum disorder which includes a pragmatic disorder. You expect us to communicate with you and understand your will both through prayer and the Holy Bible which you have authored. You will communicate through other people and dreams as well. You are perfect, omnipotent, omniscient, Omni-present, and Omni-benevolent. I assume you know what my thoughts are and what is in my head. This is my form of a prayer to ask for your guidance and your wisdom as a bible believing Christian. These are my questions.

a. Based upon the conditions that exist for me and the conditions for myself as a bible believing Christian how do I know what your will is and how do I interpret your will in the manner you intend if you are perfection and my own thoughts and my own heart is compromised?

b. How do I make sure that any passage I read, commandment I receive, dream I receive or any vision I receive is truthfully from you and not from Satan or anything else that is outside of you meaning that I am not being deceived whether I am deceiving myself or I am being deceived by outside entities?

c. How do I make sure that anyone on earth who has the same conditions except having the pragmatic disorder is truthfully your representative and not a false prophet including myself? It is possible for me to be my own false prophet and deceive myself and to inadvertently deceive others because of my own conditions.



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14 Nov 2013, 9:25 am

a/s/l :mrgreen:



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14 Nov 2013, 9:30 am

cubedemon6073 wrote:
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1. If you want people to believe in the 'true' religion, why did you try to trip us up by inventing lots of fake religions?

2. Why is there no correlation between reward and punishment for the evil and good?

3. Why did you choose to omit 4.45 billion years of history from the bible (the dinosaur bit)?


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14 Nov 2013, 9:38 am

1. who are you
2. how did you exist before anything else.
3. how will the universe unfold?



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14 Nov 2013, 9:41 am

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14 Nov 2013, 9:41 am

thomas81 wrote:
cubedemon6073 wrote:
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1. If you want people to believe in the 'true' religion, why did you try to trip us up by inventing lots of fake religions?

2. Why is there no correlation between reward and punishment for the evil and good?

3. Why did you choose to omit 4.45 billion years of history from the bible (the dinosaur bit)?

maybe you should get rid of your angry looking avatar. your face detracts severly from what you say.