If you could ask God three questions what would they be?

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14 Nov 2013, 4:35 pm

1. Satan had became what he is today due to corruption by the sin of pride for his beauty, leadership, and power. But sin isn't suppose to exist in Heaven. So how exactly did Satan became corrupted?

2. What are the ''Seven Thunders'' the Bible referred to in Revelations?

3. In the most detailed way you can, how will the Beast of the Sea & Beast of the Earth take over the world for Satan's last stand?



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14 Nov 2013, 6:45 pm

1. When will you reveal that pastafarianism is the only true religion and you are really the flying spaghetti monster?

2. Can you will yourself out of existence?

3. Can I also get a tardis?



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14 Nov 2013, 9:28 pm

I don't hate life or want to kill myself, but I would like to know what the point of it is -

From that it seems like I would be able to figure out where to go from here.



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14 Nov 2013, 9:36 pm

Bezeone wrote:

3. In the most detailed way you can, how will the Beast of the Sea & Beast of the Earth take over the world for Satan's last stand?


No need to ask God that, you can see Globalisation shaping up to a One World Government all around you.
As soon as the individual economies fail to maintain the massive debts they have been burdened with, they will crash, after a period of social catastrophe, the Satanic international bankers will look like the good guys as they "save us" with a new world currency totally run and controlled by them, financed by all the gold they have been able to amass as collateral for the debt, you will have to be chipped in the forehead or the palm though to benefit from it.

My 3 questions would be.

1
What would you have done if Adam had had children before he inheriting death and sin if they hadn't eaten from the tree?
(You couldn't really have half the Human race innocent of sin and living forever whilst the rest of us are killing and raping each other)

2
Abraham was your friend so you gave him the promise of his offspring being the chosen ones.
Yet it seems that the Jews have suffered much persecution because as your Priests, only they could be used to sacrifice "the Lamb of God that takes away sin from the Earth", seems a bit of a "double edged sword" you gave to Abraham.

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When your Kingdom comes, are you going to restore the Water Mantle?, I hate the cold.



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14 Nov 2013, 10:05 pm

wozeree wrote:
I don't hate life or want to kill myself, but I would like to know what the point of it is -

From that it seems like I would be able to figure out where to go from here.

The way I see it is, we are just a living part of the earth. Some planets just have atmosphere, crust and mantle, others are mostly gas with a liquid core. Even more are frozen worlds. Earth is a planet that has a living and non living part so life is on earth is no different than methane on Neptune. We are just here because earth has this living part due to circumstances.



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14 Nov 2013, 10:13 pm

1. If you created man in your own image then how come we all look different?
2. If your Omnipotent and all knowing howcome you allowed Satan to exist knowing he was going to be evil?
3. What created you?


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14 Nov 2013, 11:46 pm

I don't know who or what god is. going on the assumption that it is a good thing, I talk to it and ask it questions all day long.



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15 Nov 2013, 1:23 pm

1. What is your bidding, my master?



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15 Nov 2013, 1:26 pm

1. Why are you stupid?
2. Why do you have insecurity issues requiring humans to worship you to make you feel special?
3. Why do you hide from us like a coward?


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15 Nov 2013, 2:30 pm

1. Why do washing machines eat socks?
2. If I drop a slice of toast, why does it land butter side down?
3. What do you think of the political and economic situation in France at the moment?

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15 Nov 2013, 2:46 pm

Three winning powerball numbers.Seems practical.


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15 Nov 2013, 2:49 pm

I change my wishes to three different set of numbers for three different powerball jackpots, the biggest ones in history since God knows everything. I would ask him to write my name on each winning ticket :))



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15 Nov 2013, 3:22 pm

YippySkippy wrote:
The rock question is a question of omnipotence.

If God can't make the rock, then he is not omnipotent.
If God can't lift the rock, then he is not omnipotent.

That depends on your definition of omnipotence.

If omnipotence is defined as "the ability to do anything logically possible", then that test does not "break" omnipotence.



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15 Nov 2013, 3:59 pm

1.) Who was right; Peter of Paul?

2.) What is the true path to heaven?

Can't think of a third.



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15 Nov 2013, 4:36 pm

The_Walrus wrote:
YippySkippy wrote:
The rock question is a question of omnipotence.

If God can't make the rock, then he is not omnipotent.
If God can't lift the rock, then he is not omnipotent.

That depends on your definition of omnipotence.

If omnipotence is defined as "the ability to do anything logically possible", then that test does not "break" omnipotence.


So...
Are you saying that God CAN make a rock to big for him to lift, or that he cant do it?