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22 Dec 2013, 8:17 am

I heard that Satan's dad used to beat him up regularly when he was a kid, and that's why he turned out so bad. Is this true?



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22 Dec 2013, 8:25 am

What did he beat him with?


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22 Dec 2013, 8:26 am

babybird wrote:
What did he beat him with?


A bible. :P


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22 Dec 2013, 8:26 am

Venger wrote:
I heard that Satan's dad used to beat him up regularly when he was a kid, and that's why he turned out so bad. Is this true?


You are completely misunderstanding the whole concept of Satan, in the Abrahamic religions:

Satan isn't doing evil deeds, like punishing people. Satan is the deciever. who tempts you to do evil stuff yourself, thus bannishing yourself from the Heavenly kingdom.

According to the Abrahamic religions, Satan is a fallen angel, who rebelled against God.

To counteract God, Satan decieves people by leading into the other way, away from God.



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22 Dec 2013, 8:27 am

TallyMan wrote:
babybird wrote:
What did he beat him with?


A bible. :P


Top answer. :lol:


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22 Dec 2013, 8:56 am

thinkinginpictures wrote:

To counteract God, Satan deceives people by leading into the other way, away from God.


Satan's dad used to beat him when he refused to get up and walk to church in the deep snow at 7 a.m.



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22 Dec 2013, 9:07 am

Venger wrote:
I heard that Satan's dad used to beat him up regularly when he was a kid, and that's why he turned out so bad. Is this true?

Sure, why not. Sounds as believable as the official story line.

I think it was a ruler across the knuckles just like in catholic schools and divine atomic wedgies.



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22 Dec 2013, 9:42 am

When he didn't eat his vegetables he was sent to bed without dessert.
It's a well known fact that the devil beats his wife every time it rains and the sun is shining.


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22 Dec 2013, 9:59 am

I've heard he used to spank his monkey.


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22 Dec 2013, 10:15 am

^^What a little devil.


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