How many NT's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Nagy
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10 Feb 2007, 8:28 pm

JBM wrote:
Three

One to hold the bulb
Two to turn the ladder


I thought so before even the page was fully loaded LOL :lol:


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10 Feb 2007, 8:58 pm

it takes one aspie to screw in a lightbulb.
it takes at least two aspies to screw one in, one to actually screw it in, another one to talk about lightbulbs obsessively.



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10 Feb 2007, 9:23 pm

Three! another to psot the experience. :D



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10 Feb 2007, 9:32 pm

One, not neccessarily with any aptitude (and definately not with experience). Old money and family ties will suffice in place in place of suitablility. Lie well? Will train! Subject to beaureu interrogation...er interrview to test ...er screen out for Aspergers, intelligence, or financial need. In search of unbalanced, sue hungry individuals, to not meet L & I expectations.


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11 Feb 2007, 1:15 pm

One. That person holds the bulb while the world revolves around him/her.



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11 Feb 2007, 3:04 pm

It takes two, but how are they going to fit in a lightbulb?


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