calling a god damn art class an honors english class, if I wanted to play with crayons, well, guess what I WOULD HAVE SIGNED UP FOR AN ART CLASS
jamming coaches into math teaching positions or history positions for which they had no qualifications
people
stupid people
people who screwed with my impecccably balanced dimmers, first other students, then church people, then RLT, then students, then MORE students, then RLT again, NO that PAR 64 is NOT equal to that scoop, nor is it equal to that fresnel, and no you can not put all the border lights on one channel if you want to offset the dimmer so that you can have a 24 channel system, now please, if you have no idea what you are doing walk away from my 2.4 kilowatt children and go hit yourself in the head with a hammer until you forget what you're doing
people who were being unique by being just like everyone else
the environmental science teacher who was preaching her hippie lies as fact
the biology teacher who was preaching HER hippie lies as scientific fact
marking time because one idiot with a trumpet <and it's ALWAYS the idiot with the trumpet> can't figure out what the difference is between the 1 3 and 2 4 counts
group work
projects on the whole <I am sorry, how on GODS GREEN EARTH is drawing a picture of a freaking cyclops going to help me comprehend this readers digest version of the oddysey that you made us read because it's curriculum? and if this is an honors class why the HELL are we reading the 12 page readers digest version?>
if I read the communist manifesto, know who fidel castro is, know who che is and GET the bay of pigs, I really don't need to waste my time in your class if you're talking about how the communist revolution in cuba screwed over some rich planters, I get it
don't say "if you think you can teach it better you get up here and do it" unless you mean it
idiotic tardy policies
idiotic truancy policies
idiotic open\closed campus policies
idiotic dress code policies <not because the concept is idiotic, I olike the idea of school uniforms in fact, more the case that they simply were not enforced>
so much more, but this already is a rant, and too much more would be crazy