Suicide bomb teacher has events occure prematurely...

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11 Feb 2014, 2:47 pm

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Class dismissed: Suicide bomb teacher accidentally blows himself up, 36 students

In what could possibly be the worst case of premature explosion ever, an al-Qaeda terrorist commander unwittingly detonated the object of the day's lesson in bomb making, killing and wounded nearly two score of his fellow Islamic jihadists, as reported by The New York Times on Feb. 10, 2014.

In the embattled province of Anbar in the west of the nation, Iraqi police and army officials have announced that twenty two members total of the al-Qaeda regional franchisee The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), sometimes referred to as The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), were killed as a yet to be identified local cell commander accidentally ignited an improvised suicide belt during a class he was giving on the proper care, maintenance and construction of improvised explosive devices (IEDs).

An additional fifteen ISIS members were reportedly wounded in the one-time-only classroom malfunction involving the explosives packed weapon.


OK, so who didn't laugh?



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11 Feb 2014, 2:59 pm

:lol:



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11 Feb 2014, 2:59 pm

This is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that headline ...

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11 Feb 2014, 3:13 pm

"You live by the sword..."



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11 Feb 2014, 4:20 pm

Poetic justice.


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11 Feb 2014, 4:37 pm

Allah hu akbar!! !!



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11 Feb 2014, 7:33 pm

Beautiful, sadly he didn't take out more 'trainees' with him.


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13 Feb 2014, 8:58 am

The Roach Terrorism School!

Lotsa enrollments.

But NO graduations!



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13 Feb 2014, 4:29 pm

When Learning By Doing Goes Wrong.

... anyway, now for the million dollar question:

Will he still get his 72 virgins?



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13 Feb 2014, 4:40 pm

GGPViper wrote:
When Learning By Doing Goes Wrong.

... anyway, now for the million dollar question:

Will he still get his 72 virgins?


Yes. But they will all be Untouched Boys.

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15 Feb 2014, 1:50 am

ruveyn wrote:
GGPViper wrote:
When Learning By Doing Goes Wrong.

... anyway, now for the million dollar question:

Will he still get his 72 virgins?


Yes. But they will all be Untouched Boys.

ruveyn


I was thinking more of untouched 95 year old grannies.

For him..its hell.

For her, its a reward. She gets a young 'n ;)



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15 Feb 2014, 7:05 am

Remember when we used to think terrorists were nothing but terror and evil? Before we realised they could be such clowns sometimes?



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15 Feb 2014, 9:14 am

When I first saw the title I thought "students" meant children; so I didn't laugh. But when I saw that they were adult students I got it. So I have to say "serves you right."


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15 Feb 2014, 11:02 am

Wait, I've just had a further thought - how do you become a suicide bomb teacher, anyway? Surely the teacher must be one who chickened out of their holy mission and decided to teach others how to do it, instead. In which case, might they not all prefer to become teachers rather than martyrs? Hooray, no more suicide bombings (in my fantasies).



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15 Feb 2014, 12:26 pm

Dantac wrote:
ruveyn wrote:
GGPViper wrote:
When Learning By Doing Goes Wrong.

... anyway, now for the million dollar question:

Will he still get his 72 virgins?


Yes. But they will all be Untouched Boys.

ruveyn


I was thinking more of untouched 95 year old grannies.

For him..its hell.

For her, its a reward. She gets a young 'n ;)


You don't think he will pork the grannies?

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15 Feb 2014, 5:03 pm

They seriously need to use this story as an episode of 1,000 Ways To Die.


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