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25 Feb 2007, 1:46 pm

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon: What was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?

Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!

Napoleon: GOSH!

Naruto

Guy: I'm sorry for the trouble we caused you. Look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also notice my handsome manly features.



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28 Feb 2007, 8:38 pm

If I tried to list all Monty Python quotes I like, it'd take forever, so I'll just say lots of Monty Python quotes.

From Batman Returns: "That's my name, Maximillion. Don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one."

From Return of the King: "That still only counts as one!"

From the Hallmark production of Gulliver's Travels:
Queen of Brobdignag: "How does a country spends more than it makes in taxes?"
Gulliver: "That's simple, we just borrow more from ourselves."

From Liar Liar: "The goddam pen is blue!! !"

From Princess Bride... I'd have to quote practically the whole movie to get through all the quotable quotes, but my personal favourite (no particular reason): "Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


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28 Feb 2007, 10:18 pm

I love the whole scene in Four Minutes when Roger Bannister (played by Jamie McLachlan) is in his medical school classroom astounding other students, and his instructor, with his medical knowledge and great memory of what he studied. While the other students couldn't answer routine questions, Bannister was practically giving a thesis. Watching that part made me feel I was in medical school.



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28 Feb 2007, 11:10 pm

i chose some quotes from Airplane!

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Radio DJ: This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever...
[the airplane zooms overhead the building, knocking the radio antenna down, and the signal goes dead]


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01 Mar 2007, 5:19 pm

From Jingle All The Way:
Ted: "I'm here and... MMMM... Oh, these cookies... I gotta get a recipe from Liz."
Howard: "Put that cookie down!! ! NOW!! !"

From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret Of The Ooze:
Raphael: "Sorry kid, it's for your own good!"
Keno: "Let me out of here!"

From Madagascar:
Alex: "This IS better than steak. I love it. I LOVE IT!"
Skipper: "The kitty loves the fishie."



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01 Mar 2007, 5:34 pm

Your works' done a lot of good for a lot of people; I'm walking proof of that! - Bob - What About Bob


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01 Mar 2007, 8:39 pm

Jay and Slient Bob: Snooch to the Nooch


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08 Mar 2007, 12:38 pm

South Park

Stan: Oh my God! They Killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!

Cartman: Respect my authoritah!

Butters: Oh hamburgers!

Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Kenny: Mmfmfm fffmmm mfmf fffmmfmfffm!



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08 Mar 2007, 1:18 pm

well wheneverr i watch little miss sunshine.
theres alotta funny parts
that the grandpa says likeee.

"geezuz christ. im so tired, that if a woman came up to me and begged me to f**k her, i couldnt do it.'
and then when hes talking to hsi grandson hes telling him how he should never just f**k one woman, but to f**k alotta woman
8O



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08 Mar 2007, 4:56 pm

House: I got shot. Diagnostically boring. Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining.



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12 Mar 2007, 9:06 pm

Another one from "Borat"
"You mean that man who put that rubber fist up my anus is a homosexual?"



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13 Mar 2007, 9:50 pm

Is this the laboratory of the Mad Mile Scientist? (Amy Rutherford, as Moyra Jacobsen)

Yes, I'm Dr. Frankenstein, and I'm also my own monster. (Jamie McLachlin, as Dr. Roger Bannister)

"I didn't have any idea who you were. I thought you were trying to run four miles in one minute." (Moyra, to Roger)

All work and no play makes Jack...(Chataway)

A gold medal winner? (Bannister)

I had in mind a crashing bore (Grahame Wood, as Chris Chataway)

-Four Minutes



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16 Mar 2007, 5:32 am

Navy NCIS
Ducky: You know what they say about a mother bear and her cubs?
Ziva: They eat them when the food runs out.

The X-Files
Mulder: I don't need an apology for the lies. I don't care about the fictions they create to cover their crimes. I want them held accountable for what did happen. I want an apology for the truth!

Will and Grace
Karen: Hey, hey, hey. Come on! I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't mean anything. You know...like maternal instinct or addiction.

Karen: I love you like the mother I had committed against her will.

Grace: Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say "Whoa. Step back. No-one's that gay"


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17 Mar 2007, 1:18 pm

A Midnight Summer's Dream

Puck: If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.


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20 Mar 2007, 8:06 pm

Simpsons quotes:

[at a post office]
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
Post office guy: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "...I don't know..."

Marge: "Well, maybe you can take some pride in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy."
Homer: [heavily sarcastic] "Ooh, look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!"

Reverend Lovejoy: "Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26 - 'the foolish man who built his house upon the sand'"
Homer: "And YOU remember... Matthew... 21:17!"
Reverend Lovejoy: "'And he left them, and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there'?"
Homer: "...Yeah... think about it."

Homer: "It's true! I'm a rage-aholic! I just can't live without rage-ahol!"

[from the "Shining" parody]
Homer: "Urge to kill... rising..."

Homer: "I wanna set the record straight: I thought... the cop... was a prostitute."



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20 Mar 2007, 9:25 pm

"You remain dead for all eternity, but you're alive only for a brief moment"-Volodja, Lilja 4-Ever