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14 Mar 2014, 4:42 pm

The only Jesus I will give money to.
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14 Mar 2014, 4:47 pm

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Also If you put a sombrero on the right hand Jesus and put him in Arizona, he might get shot by one of the Minutemen whackos.


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14 Mar 2014, 8:18 pm

The Mormons and Jehovah's Witness could learn a few things from pizza Jesus,the door always opens for pizza.
And now for some Jesus news.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/14/m ... prospects/


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14 Mar 2014, 8:40 pm

Misslizard wrote:
The Mormons and Jehovah's Witness could learn a few things from pizza Jesus,the door always opens for pizza.
And now for some Jesus news.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/14/m ... prospects/


What nutters! Both the returned Jesus and his "disciple".


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14 Mar 2014, 8:55 pm

Sad eyed tattoo Jesus,kind of scary
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14 Mar 2014, 10:30 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
The Mormons and Jehovah's Witness could learn a few things from pizza Jesus,the door always opens for pizza.
And now for some Jesus news.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/14/m ... prospects/


What nutters! Both the returned Jesus and his "disciple".


Love the accent. Let's skip King James and go right to Monty Python.



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14 Mar 2014, 10:50 pm

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
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I think it's because of all the supernatural stuff.

It's a bit spooky for me.

I think he was a radical. It's a shame we never get to see the real Jesus.


The Church dares not to preach what the real Jesus was like, If they did, they would be out of business pdq.

If Jesus came back and preached what he preached the Church would try him for heresy.

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14 Mar 2014, 11:48 pm

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15 Mar 2014, 12:00 am

ruveyn wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
babybird wrote:
I think it's because of all the supernatural stuff.

It's a bit spooky for me.

I think he was a radical. It's a shame we never get to see the real Jesus.


The Church dares not to preach what the real Jesus was like, If they did, they would be out of business pdq.

If Jesus came back and preached what he preached the Church would try him for heresy.

ruveyn

I totally agree with you, ruvey. I would love to have known the real Jesus!



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15 Mar 2014, 1:26 am

Eh, Apollonius of Tyana was better. He faced a vampire and stared down the Emperor directly.



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15 Mar 2014, 6:57 am

Pie-salesman Jesus.

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15 Mar 2014, 6:58 am

Origami Jesus.

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15 Mar 2014, 12:01 pm

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Pie-salesman Jesus.

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Haha that looks like Jesus with a cupcake heart!



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15 Mar 2014, 12:28 pm

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