Ladles and jellyspoons. I come before you to stand behind you, and tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only. If you can come please stay at home. It will be free of charge, pay at the door. Grab a seat and sit on the floor.
Thank you for your unkind attention.
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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button